Kourtney

verb
1. the act of being short, witty, intelligent, stubborn, loving, and damn sexy.

" I can barely restrain myself when she's Kourtneying like that! "

by jumrowne October 17, 2008

Kourtney

Realist female you will ever meet. Don't take shit from anybody and is stubborn. She tells you the truth even if it hurts your feelings so if your sensitive stay away from her. Also if you a hoe as nigga stay away from her because you will get no where with her. She doesn't love these hoes and she will probably marry a white man and live happily ever after.

Them: Kourtney that was mean.
Kourtney: And... it was true though

by Real75 December 21, 2016

Kourtnee

A commonly nice and quiet person. Sometimes naive ,but she treats everyone fairly. She is sweet and is friendly to everyone. She always wears a bright smile on her face even when she is down. She puts others happiness before her own.

Oh look Kourtnee is over there.

by Sweetkitten May 25, 2017

Kourtney

Some one who every one wants to get to know.

She's so alluring. Shes such a Kourtney.

by funnamesandstuff August 20, 2013

Kortney

A girl who has a dark past. She has a hard time getting through the day and has extreme anxiety. She is often taken avantage of and mentally abused by her 'friends'. If she falls in love she falls hard and has a hard time getting over it. If you break her heart you will often regret it because she is an amazing, friendly, beautiful, but sad girl. She will take her smile until it becomes too much and if she explodes, the best to do is forgive her.

"Is Kortney okay? She's smiling but her eyes have lost her sparkle..."

"I think I did something.. but she hasn't told me what."
"That's Kortney for you, always putting everyone before her..."

by Littlepuppy1123 May 18, 2018

Kourtney

An amazing friend.
A girl who cares for everyone.
Someone always there for you.
A person who will share her life with you.
Kourtney tends to love needles.
And possibly blood. But that doesnt stop us.
She is an amazing person.


Klever.
Kute.
Kreative.
Three 'k's to go with her amazing name.
I love my kourtney. <333

Me: aww how're you babe?
Kourtney: im alright. a bit sick though =S
Me: Mwah , a kish better.
-kourtney blushes-

by Teddie Bear. February 7, 2009

kurtney

1) Both Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love (together)

eg. 'They had an article on kurtney in the NME'
(also: 'They had an article on Court and Kurtney in the NME')

2) Of Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love (together)

For example...

'That's SOOOOOOOOOOO Fuckin' Kurtney'

'Wow... very kurtney'

by Prettyontheinside September 19, 2005