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keyholder

An employee, usually a more senior and experienced one, who is entrusted with the keys necessary to open or close the business. Keyholders generally earn a wage premium, and may be "fast-tracked" to management positions, but can also be called at any hour of the night if an emergency arises and the business needs to be opened unexpectedly. They may also face greater danger as they usually work either early mornings or late nights, and may be the only employee at the business at those times.
Joan liked working alone, and the extra money really helped, but eventually she asked to be replaced as the keyholder because she didn't like taking the bus home after midnight.
by Alucienna August 2, 2010
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Victorian Keyhole

When the janitor with all the keys corners you in the stall and proceeds to try to "unlock" your butthole.
Your honor, the janitor tried to give my client what is reffered to a "victorian keyhole"
by EandPdefinitions May 31, 2021
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Pooping a Keyhole

I was at a concert and had to leave a piss, instead i had to duce and got caught Pooping a Keyhole.
by Tony Keyhole June 6, 2017
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Keyholeshipping

A popular yaoi pairing in the Yugioh GX fandom featuring Obelisk Blue Students Jeffrey and Pippin. The pair first appeared in Yugioh GX Episode 20: The Maiden in Love. The pairing was boosted to popularity during ShadyVox and Xthedarkone's charity drive stream. Other notable developments included the naming of Edmund; Jeffrey and Pippin's friend and possible love interest/rival.
Keyholeshipping has unlocked my fantasies.
Jeffrey and Pippin take offence to that remark!
by Lazulis May 29, 2013
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Keyhole

Pounding the pussy so hard with such a massive member that it thins or demolishes the taint leaving only a keyhole shaped chasm.
DAMN! I gave that ho a keyhole last night!
by Dudeman Rokk August 15, 2011
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keyhole

You friggin' keyhole, shut up!
by RedRabbit October 1, 2004
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Keyhole

Town drunk of Sauk Prairie. Do not headbutt or you will be injured. Has been known to "keyhole" a beer in .85 seconds and did a keg stand of 4 minutes and 20 seconds. Has retarded people assist him rolling joints. He had to wear a 40 lb. vest in jail.
Keyhole can keyhole a beer in .85 seconds.
by Billy Tomcat January 5, 2005
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