keck

is used the same as the word shit and means exactly the same.

i have to take a keck or your a piece of keck or im gonna rip your head off and keck down your throat.

by leondaman August 21, 2008

keck

Prior to chewing a thick gooey substance, keck occurs when one's mouth is extremely sticky and full of foods such as chocolate or peanut butter. This is normally an uncomfortable experience.

"My mouth is extremely kecky after this peanut butter sandwich."

by Bryan Atherton August 14, 2007

Keck

Incredibly sassy guy. Getting up.

Did you see that Keck guy? He knows whats up.

by Alte Dicke Frau June 16, 2008

keck

Keck (verb- to keck)

A keck is a quick kiss, a little more than a peck, but not quite as much as a smooth. Portmanteau of the words "peck" and "kiss"

Guy 1- Did you guys kiss before you left?
Guy 2- Yeah, but it was more of a keck than a kiss.

by steveadore March 19, 2009

Keck

To fist fuck mid eastern donkeys while chewing grape bubble yum with one eye open all while trying to penetrate one's own anal cavity with inanimate objects bought from a gypsy.

Dude...I did some drugs in the desert and totally kecked all night long.

by Keck's Daddy May 18, 2010

Bolly-kecks

A slang term used to describe a posh/upper middle class woman, e.g - "bolly" referring to the expensive drink Bollinger, and "kecks" referring to knickers.

Ashes to Ashes - Series 1 Episode 1

Gene: Don't be ridiculous Granger, airs and graces this one, - likes a drop of bolly before she gets her knickers off.

(Hence the name Bolly-kecks, used to describe Alex)

by lost in the eighties June 03, 2011

Super Keck

An amazing man with super tech/ building powers. A master with lighting and an awesome raver. Super Keck saves struggling drama students in their times of need and gives them new hope, even when it seems as if no one cares for the arts. Super Keck also throws kickass amazing parties and light shows.

Students: Oh no! Our drama program has gone down the toilet! Whatever shall we do?

Super Keck: HAVE NO FEAR, SUPER KECK IS HERE! I SHALL SAVE YOU AND YOUR PROGRAM!

Students: YAY! WE LOVE YOU, SUPER KECK!

by Drama Student December 15, 2009