Kalestix

South East English hip hop group made up of Evol, Jetic, Shorin and Sanginga.

Songs such as They Think I'm Dead, Arrogance, Deal Or No Deal and Killa Stroke.

www.myspace.com/kalestix

Man 1: Yo, you checked out Kalestix?
Man 2: No but I've heard a lot about them
Man 1: Yeah man, you should cop their albums and mixtapes they up for free uploads... gunna be big man
Man 2: Yeah I heard

by spodle February 8, 2008

Kalesexual

A fake sexual orientation created by 1 or more tumblr users. All gender and sexual orientations that are not Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual or Trans are damaging to the lgbt community and make us look like fools.

Lesbian: John is claiming to be Kalesexual. He keeps making a fool of us

Gay man: I know I wish we weren’t looked at as lgbtqkxjcjskxvskhrtbd it’s so embarrassing

Bisexual woman: let’s not forget the people who claim you don’t need dysphoria to be trans, it’s so difficult for real trans people to get T or HRT because of this
Trans person: I know, the TuCutes have made trans people look like “Soft bois OWO” when we really just wanna be men. We’re not different species, space rocks or plants please let us be trans

by Tits>Diks May 2, 2019

Kales From the Crypt Burger

A Halloween-themed burger that comes with kale

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Kales From the Crypt Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

kalesita

A beautiful person that is very smart and has a sense of style and they are very funny

Have you heard of Kalesita!She is a great person

by Kalesita July 19, 2017

Kaleshia

A girl who just wants to be loved. She is sweet,gorgeous and loves to be around people. She loves dogs and treats them like humans.

"You know that girl Kaleshia"
"mhhmm, she cool as hell"

by killahhkayy February 15, 2010

kalesa

kalesa is the type to put everything and everyone before herself, she makes everyone happy and welcome , and she is one of the most prettiest girls with a beautiful personality that you will ever meet. she has a bad attitude and aggressive towards people.

im a kalesa don't you know ?

by henry handster March 14, 2017

Kalesha

If you know a Kalesha, just know that Kalesha is a dual influence: at times she can be extremely happy, expressive, full of fun, and good-natured; yet at other times she finds congenial association impossible, being controlled by self-pity, moods, and depression.

If she could express only the constructive qualities and restrain the negative qualities of your nature, she would always be good company.

These contrasting qualities make it difficult for people to understand her and can lead to friction in her personal life.

She is deep, philosophical, and refined, but her extremely sensitive nature causes her to become depressed over any real or imagined slight.

She feels and sense much more than she can fully understand, and could become psychic if she delved into the occult.

The problem then would be controllable thoughts, feelings, and reactions.

She finds it difficult to be patient, practical, and systematic, preferring to act impulsively as the spirit moves her.

Be careful of what you say to Kalesha it could upset her.

Oh god, she's good at hiding her feelings.

by ZxZ_infinity November 13, 2019