July 2nd 

A horrible day in which we don't speak of especially around you know who. Common terms used to refer to it are "judgment day, "day of reckoning" and "no more phone day"

Hey man did you hear about what happened last July 2nd, we should take a moment of silence.

July 2nd by DoorRevoked March 31, 2020

July 2nd 

Cut your grass day, when you have to cut your grass because it's grown too big (the youngest human in the family has to cut the grass)

It's july 2nd gotta cut your grass man

July 2nd by kachowo June 14, 2022

July 2nd 

July 2nd is Global gang up on Rylee day, a day to gang up on any of your friends named Rylee or Rylie, and do nothing but annoy them.

Me: Hey did you know it's july 2nd?
Mya: What's July 2nd?
Me: National gang up on Rylee day! This means we can make fun of how bad her cropping skills are

July 2nd by MrMuffinCakes July 1, 2022

July 2nd 

national goon on facetime day

on july 2nd freak it up on facetime

July 2nd by ploorpypoo June 23, 2025

july 2nd 

national goon on facetime day

me: hop on call and flick that bean for me
emily: what????
me: its july 2nd remember
emily: *starts going nuts on her vaginer*
me: *starts going nuts on my peener*

july 2nd by ploorpypoo June 23, 2025

July 2nd, 1979 

The day the Funk died.

"One day Parliament were traveling around in the mothership fooling around with the Funk, when George Clinton kicked the Funk clean overboard.

That was July 2nd, 1979. The day the Funk died"

July 2nd, 1979 by TheThirdLie November 19, 2010