"One day Parliament were traveling around in the mothership fooling around with the Funk, when George Clinton kicked the Funk clean overboard.
That was July 2nd, 1979. The day the Funk died"
That was July 2nd, 1979. The day the Funk died"
by TheThirdLie November 19, 2010

Cut your grass day, when you have to cut your grass because it's grown too big (the youngest human in the family has to cut the grass)
by kachowo June 14, 2022

me: hop on call and flick that bean for me
emily: what????
me: its july 2nd remember
emily: *starts going nuts on her vaginer*
me: *starts going nuts on my peener*
emily: what????
me: its july 2nd remember
emily: *starts going nuts on her vaginer*
me: *starts going nuts on my peener*
by ploorpypoo June 23, 2025

July 2nd is Global gang up on Rylee day, a day to gang up on any of your friends named Rylee or Rylie, and do nothing but annoy them.
Me: Hey did you know it's july 2nd?
Mya: What's July 2nd?
Me: National gang up on Rylee day! This means we can make fun of how bad her cropping skills are
Mya: What's July 2nd?
Me: National gang up on Rylee day! This means we can make fun of how bad her cropping skills are
by MrMuffinCakes July 1, 2022

A horrible day in which we don't speak of especially around you know who. Common terms used to refer to it are "judgment day, "day of reckoning" and "no more phone day"
by DoorRevoked March 31, 2020

by ploorpypoo June 23, 2025
