Jurassic slapass

An old and senile person. Someone who acts like an old person.

"Grandma can be a complete Jurassic slapass sometimes."

by Omni November 13, 2003

Jurassic Bark

An episode of Futurama that will make the manliest of men weep.

Guy #1:Me and my friend were watching that episode of Futurama Jurassic Bark and we both started crying.
Guy #2: Same

by yrf February 6, 2013

Joerassic Park

This meme I saw in the Borhap fandom, and thought it was funny. I laughed more than I should've.

Take me to Joerassic Park

by DiscoDeakyismyHUSBAND March 27, 2019

Jurassic Park

A Small Costa Rican designed as a theme park for rich tourists but ended up overrun by over 15 species of dinosaurs and eventually bombed by the CRNG.

richard hammond "i think i'll create a park full of incredibly dangerous animals that we know nothing about and parade them in front of rich idiots. i think i'll call it, jurassic park"
Henry Wu "i'll put the kettle on"

by JPreeceybaby October 3, 2008

Jurassic World Dominion

A good movie hated for no reason. I think critics are those "jurassic park good because it's the original" people. Jurassic Park is a good movie but just because it's the original, doesn't mean you should hate the others. If they aren't those people then I don't know what to do.

Critic: "Jurassic World Dominion is an overhyped pile of shit."
Guy #1: "I think it's good."
Critic: "Jurassic Park is good, the rest are trash."
Guy #2: "Maybe you watched them with your eyes closed?"

by LittleTimmyCry July 20, 2022

jurassic world

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is a 2018 American science fiction adventure film and the sequel to Jurassic World (2015). Directed by J. A. Bayona, it is the fifth installment of the Jurassic Park film series, as well as the second installment of a planned Jurassic World trilogy.

friend 1: hey wanna go see Jurassic World on Wednesday?
friend 2: yes please x

by gqwakihj November 11, 2018

Jurassic Park

Correct way to spell Jurassic park, congrats!

Also a book (later transpired into a film trilogy) about a theme park with Dinosaurs.

Just be thankful you spelt it right.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna watch Jurassic Park?

Guy 2: Isn't it Jurrassic Park?

Guy 1: I don't wanna know you anymore

by InstantActionHero April 14, 2007