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One John Deere Town

A small town that once was a thriving agricultural center but is now empty with one old rusty John Deere sitting in a field of
weeds surrounded by falling down barns and houses.
Where I grew up was once a great farming community but since Grandpa died it's deteriorated to a One John Deere town.
by jsd9632 December 5, 2011
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john deered

1.(verb) Hey how are you and "x" girl?
O she john deered me!
by Ryan W231 September 6, 2005
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John-Deered

Verb- Past tense of John-Deer. When a customer of a sex worker (a “John”) after obtaining & paying for services, runs the sex worker down with his car and takes the money back. The sex worker appearing like “a deer in headlights”.
I’m going to John-Deer the next whore that charges me more than $20 for anal.

Past tense- I John-Deered that whore when I realized she left a bloody slug trail on my seat.
by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018
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Johndere

(Not to be confused with Johnder and or the company John Deere) Rooting from the Japanese(?) root dere, meaning lovestruck, combined with the prefix John, a common name associated with middle aged men. A Johndere can be any gender, but typically describes someone who acts like a stereotypical middle aged man. (Into fishing, barbecue, football, facebook, stuff like that.)
Person 1: "I think this girl likes me but it's hard to tell, today she told me to friend her on facebook and asked if I wanted to go shopping for a new grill and maybe catch some trout later. I can't tell if she likes me or is just really weird."
Person 2: "Nah fam she totally does she's just a Johndere."
by 3Magn3sium3 November 6, 2025
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