John Mayer

possibly the biggest douchebag alive

look over there, it' that douche john mayer

by Mr. B0jangles. February 13, 2014

John Mayer

A very talented musician. Girls like his lyrics, and guys like his insane guitar skills. Guys pretend to like his lyrics so they can get laid, and girls pretend to appreciate his guitar skills to impress her guy friends. He is surprisingly good live, rips off a lot of Hendrix, and many have said that he does Jimi justice. A lot of people are ashamed to say they like him, (mainly because of his terrible mainstream pop songs that in no way show his talent, i.e. Waiting on the World to Change, Your Body Is a Wonderland, etc.) especially "hardcore" Hendrix fans who won't admit he's a sick guitarist.

Don't be jealous cause you know John Mayer is better than you.

by Klephmeh January 10, 2008

John Mayer

I know a lot of ppl hate John here a definition John Mayer a guy that is willing the put himself out there even though some ppl don’t like him

Did you here John Mayer’s ready to be a StAr ⭐️

by Oofers 420 May 1, 2019

John Mayer

To take a younger persons virginity and leave him or her shortly after.

You should John Mayer her.

I'm not going to John Mayer her, it's against my morals.

If you John Mayer her, it's a courtesy, your giving her something to write a song about.

by Jason Lange December 26, 2010

John Mayer

to be skilled at the guitar and songwriting like John Mayer

Hey man you hear this guy playin' and singin'? he is THE John Mayer of our county!

by SpiffyJ August 7, 2007

John Mayer

An amazin guitarist/lyricist that can make anyone sit down and listen, and then cry for hours because he's so amazing and can't be replicated.

He also has the amazing ability to make guitarists that listen to nothing but crazy metal that has not one bit of singing in it become jealous and idolize every peice of work he does.

"I would make love all over John Mayer's Guitar"

by Theegg16 August 28, 2008

John Mayer

A guy that is so good looking and talented that everyone ignores how much of a dick he is.

Person 1: Bro, why do the girls like Chad so much? He's hot and good at everything, but he's a dick.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a John Mayer.

by CollinKolar January 30, 2023