Former Leader of the Australian conservative party;
Prime-minister of Australia 1996-2007

Brought the country out of recession and made it into a prominent member of the global community during his term in office.

The victim of a smear campaign regarding his IR laws, funded by people who lost money as a direct result of his IR laws (union leaders).
Now regarded as the devil by those ignorant enough to believe what they see on television without checking wikipedia first.

Neglectful of the environment in favour of economic concern.

Didn't say sorry

Strengthened bonds with the USA, which was a good thing until Bush got into office.

Really needed to trim his eyebrows
Resembles Mr. Sheen
People with an extreme view of John Howard need to look back and see where they got their information.

Man1: "John Howard was such a liar-yesman-spineless-slimy rat!"
Man2: "Arent all politicians?"
by Delusions_Of_Grandeur June 7, 2009
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1. He is the current Australian Prime Minister. He is the leader of the Liberal Party. He is also known to have very bushy eyebrows and thought to tag along to anything The U.S President, George bush says.

2.This is also used as an insult for anyone who has bushy eyebrows or tags along to anything someone says no matter how idiotic it may be.
1. I voted for John Howard even though he kisses George Bushed arse all the time.

2. Go away! You John Howard, I can't stand your bushy eyebrows.

2. I'm going to go jump off a bridge because someone else told me to. I'm a John Howard.
by Steven T May 26, 2005
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Official Name: John Winston Howard.
Official Title: His Hon. Prime Minister.
Where: The Commonwealth of Australia.

Achievements: As the longest serving Prime Minister 11 March, 1996 - Present) since Sir Robert Menzies ( of The Commonwealth of Australia, His Hon. PM John Howard has notably brought the nation of Australia onto the World list. His recent IR (Industrial Relation) reforms have ensured Australia a secure and notably distinguished economy. He too has brought to the nation of Australia, a strong representation of Australian principles to the global world.
by Christina Robinson July 17, 2006
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George Bush's alien assistant who does nething he says 2 weaken the world 2 turn it into a universal dump.

also used to describe some1 with john howard-like qualities.
eg: a coward, a but kisser, an absolute freaking idiot.
oh no our planet is doomed! john howard has just made it possible 4 the country of australia to all lose their jobs and starve 2 death.

what will john howard do next- it is in his power to order all babies born with blue eyes killed!
by me-me-me October 14, 2005
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1. The Australian Prime Minister
2. George Bush's arse puppet
3. Someone who likes to jog
1. "This evening John Howard passed down legislation that banned small children from owning kittens, high five."
2. two words: brown nose.
3. " Oh look, theres john howard in his green and gold tracksuit, lets throw something at him."
by talor May 23, 2005
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Mostly Harmless

(reference to Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy about earth, after it's destruction)
After 24th November 2007, John Howard is Mostly Harmless.
His party lost the election, and it looks like he will loose his seat.
by fjd November 25, 2007
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A great man who whingers claim is doing a bad job, yet australia is the best place to live...only the IR laws and Iraq are fucked up...he is doing a great job otherwise...and if you wanna blame NSW shit on him, blame the state government...
John Howard is a great man, although George Bush Jnr doesnt know who he is...
by rap sucks balls May 2, 2007
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