Jockholm Syndrome

The inability to pursue independence because of the bred in attachment to self slavery.

I cannae vote far indy, cus they say we're too wee.

Grow some baws wee man, ye have Jockholm Syndrome.

by Sassenach Exile February 11, 2021

jockocracy

when preppy retard jocks rule a school/a college/the world, and make the rest of us miserable and endlessly annoyed.

"Down With Jockocracy!"

by taylor May 30, 2004

jockmonkey

The person in your life who will not leave you alone and/or wants to be like you. One who clings like a monkey and is always on your jock. This includes but is not limited to the following behavior: dressing like you, acting like you, using your patented clever phrases (like "jockmonkey"), remembering past events in a way that makes it seem you are actually copying off of them.

My jockmonkey got an eagle tattoo on his forearm a year after I got a swallow tattoo on mine.

by EntropySoup June 10, 2008

jockpost

to have the stench of the locker room brought to your face.

Ines Sainz got jockposted by Rex Ryan at practice today!!

by mikey mc3413 September 15, 2010

Jockoly

A metaphor commonly used to symbolize an obese ape-like creature/unknown being by ridiculing his fatty childhood.

(Instead of saying, "Dude, that kid spend his lunch money on Twinkies in the 2nd grade all the way to freshman year college." Just say Jockoly.)

Tom: Dude, see that kid?
Shawn: Maybe if I wasn't so stoned.
Tom: He's such a jockoly.
Shawn: So, he has his own orbit?
Tom: Yeah.
Shawn: Let's bounce and go watch The Jeffersons like all the cool people.
Tom: Those foo's movin' on up to da east side!
Shawn" Fo' sho, my homie G.

by Farhanzam June 26, 2009

jockrocking

to walk around an international hostel in your underpants. vicious style.

"oh look, paddy is jockrocking his way into the kitchen again".
"terence has jockrocked his ass all over this place".

by Kieran Duffy May 4, 2008

Jocko

The funniest nicest and most loving person ever

Jocko is the best

by Awesome boiiiiii March 4, 2022