jizzy

An adjective used to describe horny pornstar wannabees who think they can squirt all over your meal before making you eat the crap.

Man, that girl Jessy is so fucking jizzy!
Hope she wants to cock me a meal in the near future.
Yeah, let it be an alma meal.

by the snowmen November 7, 2008

jizzy

A couple that is all over each other in large group situations creating an awkward vibe for everyone else present, reminiscent of a public jiz.

Everyone flinched at the idea of inviting the jizzy of the group to the party.

by The_Brothel August 23, 2009

Jizzi

derogatory slur used for cis white males, usually named brad. refer to wet biscuit.

take your confederate flag down you fuckin jizzi!

by lesliecat96209821 December 3, 2021

jizzy

adj. to describe someone so sexy that they could potentially make you jizz ya pants

yo tom my man, you're looking awfully jizzy today mate

by cheezyyyy November 30, 2021

Jizziness

A noun describing the act of ejaculating and the process at which it goes through to end up anywhere on or around a girl's body. Pronouced like "business" but with "jizz" as the prefix.

Jen was new to the whole blowjob scene, so she didn't know what to do with Steve's jizziness when he finished.

You're gonna get the jizziness.

by BlackDynamite December 21, 2009

jizzy

can either refer to izzy, as it rhymes with izzy, or it can be a ship name for izzy x anyone with a name starting with j, usually jaxson.

please never ever use it as a ship name

izzy: cocaine shane!
shane: shut up jizzy!

by izzyhighlighter October 19, 2018

Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs

When someone masturbates and finishes in someone else's bowl of cereal.

After my girlfriend got me a toothbrush for my birthday, I gave her Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs for hers.

by fuzzypickle16 March 25, 2012