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Jizz on dress

Its an angry cult chanting jizz on dress. Someone wear the Monica Lewinsky dress while the crowd goes wild.
Jizz on dress! Jizz on dress
by Richard of arms November 3, 2021
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jizz of a thousand men

A large quantity of any white substance that. Works best to describe an unknown substance.
Person 1: "What the hell is that white stuff on your shirt?"

Person 2: "That is the jizz of a thousand men."
by Slim Jim 3:16 June 21, 2010
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Desmet Jizz on It

The Desmet Jizz on It is an inition technique used by all Desmet Students. This technique involves 3 guys at the most. The first guy lays completley naked on the floor with his stomach to the ground. The second guy (who is also completely nake) does push ups on his back. Each time he goes down, his penis goes into the first guys butt. The third man stands away a few feet and masturbates to it. When the third man is about to cum, all three chant "JIZZ ON IT! JIZZ ON IT!" And the third guy climaxs into the second guys ass. The first and third guy proceed to eat out the second mans ass as if it was chinese take out.
Junior: Welcome to Desmet!

Soon to be Freshman: oh wow, this school must be really cool!

Junior: It will be after the Desmet Jizz on it.

Soon to be freshman: What was that?

Junior: nothing... Ay boys! We gotta freshy!

Group of students: Aw ya!
by Desmet_Senior#1 September 27, 2017
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Jizz on my jacket

masterbating with you best friends jacket then releasing all your jizz on the hood, buttons and back of your friends jacket.
paul gave me his jacket so i took it to the toilet and jizzed all over it because i have a crush on his wide ass!
then paul walked in

"dude why did u Jizz on my jacket"
by chris1984 May 20, 2009
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When you jizz on shit

sam wanted creamy pepper on her hotdog
When a guy jizz on the female and takes a shit on the same spot
When you jizz on shit
by Mjmking3773 July 31, 2016
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Jizz on a stick

A term used to describe ones overwhelming desire to get laid/sleep with the gurl of their dreams.
Rubix-Cube "man that gurls Amayzing. I would definitely give her some Jizz on a stick, if she was keen.
by Roogie May 16, 2008
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jizz on my ass

When a hot bloke spunks his wallpaper paste on your big black fat bum ...
Can we have sex so you jizz on my ass
by Instincts74 August 21, 2017
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