dip-jiving

A kind of walking or dancing that is like crumping in motion. This term was originally used in "Maniac Magee" but no one knew what it meant then. Its the most gangster you can get without being gangster. Just bend, cross your arms, maybe snap your fingers, and keep walking.

So i was sitting by the door at a St. Annes dance last Friday night, and these two girls from Station came dip-jiving into the room thinking they were all gangster.

by CRAZYmaddie January 24, 2011

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Dung Jiving

Dung Jiving is when two or more people are communicating and one person is operating under an assumption which causes them to misinterpret what the other person is saying. Dung Jiving sometimes causes an argument based on the false assumption. This can become very confusing especially when the persons assumption is something that cannot be disclosed either due to pride, arrogance or sworn secrecy. NOTE: this term only applies if the person's assumption is FALSE.

"Hey, wow, my brother is an idiot"

"Why? What'd he do this time?"

" That boy is a Dung Jiving FIEND"

by DjangoReinhardt January 15, 2013

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shucking and jiving

To sit around and bullshit with your coworkers instead of doing your assigned work; to slack off. Can be identified with the use of the term "oooooowwww ggggiiirrrrllll"

Tisha, Monica, and CiCi sat around the office shucking and jiving all afternoon after the boss left early.

by The Great POW October 4, 2006

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jehovah jiving jesus junkies

Another terminology for ya jesus believing godgobbers.Especially of (but not exclusive of)christian evangelicals, pentecostals, revivalist gatherings etc, and people who roll around the aisles and stages at one Benny Hinn's many fraudulent, hoax healing type shenanigans.
Typical of people who never shut up about jesus and their frigging god and other nauseatingly repetitive religious stuff. Also a terminology of all religious devotees of jesus based cults, from catholics to mormons, from anglicans to presbyterians to zionists. The whole a to z of jesus gobbers.
Anybody who is consumed by religion, from popes to priests, bishops to nuns, mother superiors to reverends,etc,etc,.......and all their indoctrinated followers !

We opened our front door and there was 2 white shirted blokes on the verandah. They immediately launched into... "Hello, we are from the church of jesus christ of latter day saints, and we'd like to talk to you about......",,,,,,,,
"ARHH FUCKING HECK !, it's the bloody mormons !" shouted me misses. "Piss off ya dopey fucking jehovah jiving jesus junkies !", I added for good measure. The little lady then gave 'em a parting send off with, "Yeh, fuck off and don't come back, we're Atheists ya silly pricks !"
They never did come back !

by Frosty Grego March 5, 2008

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Vag-jiving

Vagjiving (vah-jahyv-ing) verb or a Vagjiva adj : A concupiscent female seeking male attention through incessant noise and disturbance.

Bro 1: Yo man, you getting on some Halo tonight?

Bro 2: Yeah sur-

(Interrupting noise in background) "babe, check out my butt in these yoga pants"....
Bro 2: Yeah you like nice honey. Okay dude, yeah I'll frag some noobs on Halo ton-

(Nagging high pitch squeal) "BABE stop and look at how sexy I look".....
Bro 2: Ok sure, you look hot.
Bro 1: Dude, you getting on or what?
Bro 2: Yeah man, just give me a sec-
(Extremely, intentionally loud) "I'M SO WET RIGHT NOW I NEED SEX, GIVE ME YOUR DICK".

Bro 1: Why she gotta be Vag-jiving all over our Halo time man?

by Bob Loblaw's Long Law Blog August 31, 2018

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