The Jedi Mind Trick

When banging your partner, you repeatedly shout "I'm NOT fucking you, I'm NOT fucking you".

She was sleepy and I was too lazy to get the condoms, so, I used the jedi mind trick after pleasuring her.

by johnny youknow September 8, 2012

Jedi mind trick

a technique used by Obi Wan in the Star Wars movies

by loco weed April 24, 2003

jedi mind trick

convincing a simple minded girl to let you have anal sex with her.

1. Ay guess what i did last night!

2. What homie?

1. I pulled a jedi mind trick on this bitch!

2. Oh word you put it in her bootyhole?!?!

1. Hell yeah!

by jedimaster1 August 31, 2009

jedi mind trick

A blunt that is rolled using an extremely small amount of weed, but still manages to get you very blasted.

Damn man, that jedi mind trick hit the spot!

by rebel_ins July 15, 2005

Jedi mind trick

Trying to convince somebody to do something by saying it over and over again

"You will sleep with me, you will sleep with me, you will..."
"Quit trying those Jedi mind tricks on me"

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

Jedi mind trick

When you really really believe in sth such as a miracle, it might become true-hopefully, perhaps, maybe.....with the help of "the force"

The democratics need to know some kind of "Jedi Mind Tricks" so as to win the 2004 election.

by j/k January 19, 2004