jazz foy

A fag who lives in Newtown and head-fucks washing machines and loses 8-5 to amigos in 6-aside because he missed 12 open goals

Person 1: oi I heard we are versing jazz foy this weekend
Person 2: oh easy he will fucking miss every shot he takes

by Jazz Foy August 8, 2019

Jazzalyn

Jazzalyn is a girl who is beautiful and unquie. Shes sweet and pretty. If u have a Jazzalyn in your life your lucky because shes someone you don't wanna let go of. Jazzalyn is someone you can madly fall in love with she is a jokester and loves to laugh. She plays sports and loves the outdoors. If you fall in love with a Jazzalyn your very lucky because she is a one and only. She also is very attractive as well.💖

Damnnn.. That Jazzalyn girl is beautiful.

I wish i had a Jazzalyn of my own

by x_unknown_x February 28, 2017

Jazz Drive

A Hard Drive on any computer that contains a serious amount of Porn (Jazz)

There should be at least a 70 / 30 ratio in favour of the porn over everyday applications, like Windows

I must have over 70 Gig's of Porn on my Jazz Drive

by Baron Rouge February 5, 2009

jazz hoyt

to blindfold a girl with your dick and take a picture.

you've been a bad girl. looks like im gonna have to jazz hoyt you!

by hutzen August 26, 2009

I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative statement. Commonly used to clarify you are not an expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert, nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but you should use your turn signal more often.
I'm no jazz blogger, but that bartender over there is fucking ugly.
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

by elwags July 14, 2011

Jazz June

1.) Slang for doing the nasty.
2.) Something we do after we thin gin and before we die soon.

We thin gin. We jazz june. We die soon.

by Lyosha May 25, 2009

Jazzelyn

An angelic woman. She is the most gorgeous and amazing girl that walks the Earth. She makes everybody happy to know her and unintentionally makes everyone fall in love with her.

Jazzelyn is dreamy.

by Macay August 13, 2012