Jacob Montgomery

A sweet sexy guy, usually married.

I wish I was a Jacob Montgomery.

by crispinglover July 5, 2017

Jacob Moores

He is a little gay sometimes. He is an idiot sometimes but always brags about how much money he has. He always has to be the best when he isn’t he is the thickest.

Jacob Moores has a friend called Jamie.

by #gdhcjehzjxbdhksbdhdndgsjevhsn February 15, 2018

Jacob Michael Thomas

My beautiful boy.

Extremely caring, loving and strong. One of the best, funniest, smartest people out. Love him absolutely shitless, she's gorgeous inside and out.

Person- ' I wish I had a guy like Jacob Michael Thomas '

Me- ' HELL YEAH YOU DO '

by LIL LLAMA July 9, 2014

Jacob Michael Laino

A boy so racist it’s almost scary, he is attracted to types of girls that he likes to insult and then is surprised when he gets dumped. He admits he’s gay every other day and then claims to have never said that. His catchphrase is “give me sex”

You see that boy over there? We call him Jacob Michael Laino for a reason.

by Professional RawDogger July 13, 2022

Jacob Mann

When a male does the splits in a manner in which one leg is forced over his head. Named for the first man to do it on the TV show Wipeout.

On the show Wipeout, many contestants perform a Jacob Mann on the Big Balls.

by LegendaryBadass October 20, 2008

jacob markowski

A guy who is always there for you. He will make you laugh no matter what. He can make anything funny and loves music. I he dosnt date you than he will be like a brother to you.

Jacob Markowski is like a brother to me.
I could talk to Jacob Markowski all night and he would listen.
When i was feeling down Jacob Markowski made me laugh

by Jmoran1999 October 30, 2013

Jacob Martin

Smart guy that likes doctor who

Yo that Jacob martin Guy is Weird!

by ZackAttack117 October 30, 2019