Jack to the future

Accidentally masturbating to a picture of your grandmother

I don't want to be a porn star because I don't want my grand kids to jack to the future.

by Bitter Soup November 18, 2018

Jack To The Future

An infamously horrible video by YouTuber Jacksfilms the video was infamously horrible because the video was purely sponsored slop with feeling more like a Nickelodeon special than a YouTube video

“Have you watched that HORRIBLE video Jack To The Future”

by Welsh Pro on YouTube January 16, 2025

fuck you jack

when jack is being a cunt, this phrase is very useful.

Jack: " you're a waste of fucking space, John."
John: " Fuck you Jack"

by richard baggs June 5, 2014

Full Metal Jack Off

The act of wearing army fatigues, camouflage face paint and a combat helmet while whacking off to porn at maximum volume to simulate the sensation of masturbating in the middle of a violent war zone.

I came home from church this morning and went Full Metal Jack Off on my horn.

by dickvandice October 26, 2013

fuck all jack shit

When there is nothing to care about nothing, a combination of Fuck All and Jack Shit to mean that nobody cares about nothing

John: We literally have nothing to eat and we have no money to eat out.
James: Well fuck all jack shit we'll just use our credit cards to buy food

by coeryxtynt February 9, 2023

jack daniels lesbian tenesse asshole fun

when a girl poors jack daniels in another girls asshole and then drink its out.

my friend and her girlfriend did this in from of me. then i tried it to. it tasted like shitty jack daniels. then i fucked em both. good times. this is the jack daniels lesbian tenesse asshole fun.

by hotpieceofass February 22, 2009

fumble jack

ticket taker at movie theater whose job is to tear tickets. often these people have an extremely hard time performing their sole job duty.

The movie is about to start, we hand our tickets to fumble jack, for a soiled minute he sits there in his wheel chair rubbing our tickets together, finally accomplishing his mangling of our souvenir Harry Potter tickets, he says "thank you", yeah "thank you" we chuckle as we walk away then, I head back to the rest room, who is there STANDING UP, yep, Fumble Jack, he got the last laugh, turns out the wheel chair is a standard accessory for the job.

by evil ian November 23, 2010