jack black

1. The sexiest fat dude on the planet.
2. The better half of the amazing band Tenacious D.
3. The only celeb who has ever suited both singing and acting perfectly.

Jack Black... legend!!1

by DiamondSerpant April 6, 2007

jack black

The greatest human being on earth....

You're not as cool as Jack Black

by Fuckin A Dude November 2, 2003

jack black

GOD

Nuff said.

Jack Black is GOD

by Dave-O January 11, 2004

jack black

the only gay eskimo that's trying to watch his figure by ordering only four chicken mcnuggets instead of six while playing a one note song and eating a junior western bacon chee.

Jack Black is probably the most inspirational and talented fat singer/guitarist/actor I know (and trust me, I know plenty).

by Rich Headley April 17, 2006

jack black

another name for Jack Daniels whiskey (due to its black label)

Bartender, a bottle of jack black!

by jbizzledizzle April 8, 2004

jack black

Not a funny man. At all

I saw Orange County, and wanted to stab my eyes out

by Dillon Farnum June 11, 2006

Jack Black Beer

A premium pre-prohibition style lager beer.

Bartender, I'll have a pint of your finest. Make it a Jack Black Beer.

by beergeek July 7, 2010