John Mayer 

John Mayer may act like a faggot sometimes but you cannot deny the fact that he has talent.
Most of you fucking morons believe everything you hear.
But the truth is, you are just jealous because he will get more pussy than your fat ass. Jk, you won't even get pussy. (

Mr 'Music King': Man John Mayer is a fucking homo! His music is so unoriginal! He's just copying Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix!

Unjudgemental Prick: Sorry, could you repeat yourself? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me not giving a fuck about your uneducated opinions

John Mayer by Bill Nockers August 12, 2010

John Mayer 

possibly the biggest douchebag alive

look over there, it' that douche john mayer

John Mayer by Mr. B0jangles. February 13, 2014

John Mayer 

A very talented musician. Girls like his lyrics, and guys like his insane guitar skills. Guys pretend to like his lyrics so they can get laid, and girls pretend to appreciate his guitar skills to impress her guy friends. He is surprisingly good live, rips off a lot of Hendrix, and many have said that he does Jimi justice. A lot of people are ashamed to say they like him, (mainly because of his terrible mainstream pop songs that in no way show his talent, i.e. Waiting on the World to Change, Your Body Is a Wonderland, etc.) especially "hardcore" Hendrix fans who won't admit he's a sick guitarist.

Don't be jealous cause you know John Mayer is better than you.

John Mayer by Klephmeh January 10, 2008

John Mayer 

I know a lot of ppl hate John here a definition John Mayer a guy that is willing the put himself out there even though some ppl don’t like him

Did you here John Mayer’s ready to be a StAr ⭐️

John Mayer by Oofers 420 May 1, 2019

John Mayer 

To take a younger persons virginity and leave him or her shortly after.

You should John Mayer her.

I'm not going to John Mayer her, it's against my morals.

If you John Mayer her, it's a courtesy, your giving her something to write a song about.

John Mayer by Jason Lange December 26, 2010

John Mayer 

to be skilled at the guitar and songwriting like John Mayer

Hey man you hear this guy playin' and singin'? he is THE John Mayer of our county!

John Mayer by SpiffyJ August 7, 2007

John Mayer 

An amazin guitarist/lyricist that can make anyone sit down and listen, and then cry for hours because he's so amazing and can't be replicated.

He also has the amazing ability to make guitarists that listen to nothing but crazy metal that has not one bit of singing in it become jealous and idolize every peice of work he does.

"I would make love all over John Mayer's Guitar"

John Mayer by Theegg16 August 28, 2008