A school where at 7:30 in the morning the black girls are already screaming and the Hicks already Doing donuts in the parking lot. Also a place where most The teachers don't give a shit about what you. The school is filled with fake gangsters representing every gang under the sun And everyguy is pretty much a fuck.
by True as a mf May 22, 2017
A strange mysterious hum heard in Kokomo indiana from a few years ago
Nobody knows why the hum exists nor where it comes from
Nobody knows why the hum exists nor where it comes from
Chad: do you hear that hum? Do you think it's from changing at the ashram across the street? Mad: naw man that's the, kokomo hum bro!
by 4realazitgits April 04, 2021
When you goto a small town bar jukebox, and proceed to play The Beach Boy’s classic, “Kokomo” no less than 10 times in a row.
Mark: Hey Jim, this place is full of slack-jawed yokels. I think we need to go Kokomo-ing on these hillbillies.
Jim: I don’t know man. There are a lot of people here with guns and lisps.
Mark: That’s okay. These people have trouble urinating into urinal. Do you expect them to be able to hurt you?
Jim: Well no.
Mark: Well then drop the Kokomo!!!
Jim: I don’t know man. There are a lot of people here with guns and lisps.
Mark: That’s okay. These people have trouble urinating into urinal. Do you expect them to be able to hurt you?
Jim: Well no.
Mark: Well then drop the Kokomo!!!
by Penis Alota November 18, 2023
by NotWadeW October 05, 2017
The poor man's Indianapolis. This is the town that is generally visited by those that are too cheap or lazy to drive to Indianapolis.
This town has more meth labs and meth heads then Howard and Tipton County and the City of Elwood combined. Pregnancy is probably high too considering the kids of Tipton and Elwood come here and visit the motels because mommy and daddy are home or because a boys' girlfriends lives here because well we all know you can't get away with anything in a small town.
*insert Cheers theme song*
This town has more meth labs and meth heads then Howard and Tipton County and the City of Elwood combined. Pregnancy is probably high too considering the kids of Tipton and Elwood come here and visit the motels because mommy and daddy are home or because a boys' girlfriends lives here because well we all know you can't get away with anything in a small town.
*insert Cheers theme song*
"Hey Brian, where are you taking Cindy tonight?"
"Oh I'm gonna take her up to Kokomo, Indiana because I can't take her home my mom and dad are there."
Or
" Are we going to Indianapolis, Indiana tonight to have a really nice date."
"I'm sorry but I work at McDonald's and I can't afford to take you on a nice date. I do you have enough money where we can get Motel 6. You're on birth control right?"
"......."
"Oh I'm gonna take her up to Kokomo, Indiana because I can't take her home my mom and dad are there."
Or
" Are we going to Indianapolis, Indiana tonight to have a really nice date."
"I'm sorry but I work at McDonald's and I can't afford to take you on a nice date. I do you have enough money where we can get Motel 6. You're on birth control right?"
"......."
by teksucks July 16, 2017