vampiric irrigation

When one's anus becomes blocked with shit, one could hire a vampire to suck all the blood out of your ass and so the shit simply falls out.

Shirley tried vampiric irrigation the other day and it damn well did the job.

by gs1994 March 2, 2009

irritated avians

Spoof nickname for "angry birds", often used by those who think the game is overly hyped and/or ridiculous.

All she does is sit at her desk and play irritated avians all day. It's pathetic.

by truemyth September 24, 2011

colonic irrigation

A procedure to cleanse the inside workings by jetting off streams of hot water up the anus of a patient, and then vacuuming out the shit. Also known as coffee.

Crocodile Dundee:"Mate, isn't a colonic where someone sticks a hosepipe up your arse?"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Irritated

When your pissed at a school hoe and brandon

I’m so irritated

by Fuck everything April 24, 2018

Golden Irrigation

An act of sexual intercourse between two men in which one man urinates in the second mans anus.

'Man, are they doing Golden Irrigation'

by Jack Vasay March 21, 2008

irritatedhero

Irritatedhero is an awesome, strong tiktoker who deserves the world. Irritatedhero is the best person to talk to, and has funny content.

"Have you seen Irritatedhero? He's so funny!"
"yes, yes I have! I love Irritatedhero!"

by Mumblinghero May 30, 2021

irritated bung

Bloody, raw asshole, usually resulting from too many wipes or rough toilet paper. See Residue Piece(s)

The beer shits always result in irritated bung from the ridiculous amount of wiping involved.

by Jbif August 5, 2004