Irish Creamsicle

When your having sex with a girl, you pull out right before you bust, and bust into your hand, then slap her with it.

That sex was horrible so I gave her an Irish Creamsicle

by AlbacrazyHoswazie September 17, 2010

Irish Creamer

While brewing some coffee in the kitchen, you procure some anal from your partner. Just as you are about to ejaculate, you pull out, poor the hot coffee in the gaping anal cavity, and ejaculate into the coffee.

Michael gave April an Irish Creamer last night. She got third degree burns in her ass, but he wasn't really sure why it was called an Irish Creamer.

by notCanada February 14, 2010

Irish Creampie

When a person shoves a nyquil or 2 up ones bum and the leak out when being disolved

I was feeling a little sick and its St. Patricks Day so i decided to try an Irish Creampie

by DannyD. December 12, 2018

Irish creampie

When a man ejaculates in a red haired hottie and the semen is leaking out of her vagina!

If things go well I am going to give that red haired hottie an Irish creampie!

by irishKevin March 19, 2017

Irish Creamsicle

An traditional act performed every St. Patrick's Day.

On the Eve of St. Patrick's, one consumes a fair amount of green dye or food containing green dye. The next day, this person poops inside a tube sock, which comes out of his body colored green due to the previous night's consumption. The person or another then places their penis inside the poop filled sock and is jerked off to completion. The sock is then removed and a mixture of green and white mush is present on the penis resembling a creamsicle. This treat can then be consumed by those participating in the tradition.

Person 1: Do you have any plans for St. Patrick's Day?
Person 2: Yeah, I bought some things to make an Irish Creamsicle.
Person 1: That sounds delicious! You'll have to save me some.

i.e. The Irish Creamsicle is a common treat present among the local town squares that share ancestral roots from Ireland.

by AeonicShadow August 2, 2025