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Inverted Turtle

When an individual is performing oral sex on a male, they cup the balls in the palm of their hand and insert their middle finger into the bunghole. The term comes from the way the hand of the person administering it looks like a turtle that has been flipped over.
My girlfriend was sucking my dick and without any warning she gave me an Inverted Turtle. It felt so good I immediately busted a nut in her mouth.
by RJD/PVE April 16, 2020
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invicta grammar school

An all-girls school in Kent that forces its students to wear knee length skirts that resemble that of a nun. It is full of either slags who lost their virginity at 13, druggies who deal on site, or members of the LGBTQ+ community.
‘have you heard of hell?’
‘oh, invicta grammar school? i go there everyday’
by wishywashylaundrystick June 17, 2020
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Fresh Invite

Not being thought of when your friends plan on doing something fun. Being excluded from something when you had free time. NOT GETTING THE INVITE
Me: So what did you do this weekend?
Joshua: AYE i had lunch with Arianna Grande, Kersten and Viktor!
Me: FRESH INVITE!
by SexyBoy1994 September 20, 2012
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inverted sus patty

When a man tucks his ass into his balls and stands up, this creates a wormhole and the fabric of reality collapses in on itself.
Person 1: “Guys check out this sus patty.”
Person 2: “Nice, but have you seen an INVERTED sus patty? Check this shit.”
*Reality itself is destroyed*
by anonymous September 20, 2021
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conjugally invite

to solicit participation in an activity for the purposes of fucking the invitee
mike conjugally invited jeff to invest in his company

bernard madoff conjugally invited many prominent jews
by investor February 17, 2009
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inverted wedge

A popular haircut among American youth. The top of the head is shaved and the sides are kept at a moderate to long length (i.e. the inverse of the classic wedge hairstyle).
Randall: Hey, Steve. Nice haircut! I see you went with the inverted wedge. Excellent choice.
Steve: I'm glad you like it, homo.
by CraigersMcCraigers July 2, 2008
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Invictus Maneo

Latin, "I remain unconquered"
No matter what trials I must undergo, invictus maneo!
by Arasithil October 19, 2003
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