internetual

(n) a person who an an encyclopedic knowledge of all matters relating to online media but is interlectually average on all other topics.

Did you hear Charles' original and insightful speech at the Facebook conference? I was so goddam impressed.' 'I wouldn't be. The guy is an internetual, so although he knows pretty much everything about social media, if you want to discuss any other subject with him, you are likely to be very disappointed.

by Clarebear81 June 20, 2011

internetard

1. One who is incapable to use the internet.
2. One who is bad at using common, tools on the internet.

phil: I tried finding free porn, but I couldn't.
john: What? Dude, google any word and you get porn.
phil: What's google?
john: You're internetarded.

by Eric Garside June 14, 2006

Internetly

by use of internet

i wached the game interneyly

by Kyle Furfaro June 1, 2004

internetology

The study of the internet running late into the night and usually focused around porn sites.

Man i'm never gonna get laid im going home to study internetology.

by skel'elm March 9, 2009

Internetarian

A person who uses the internet.

"Deep inside, we're all internetarians."
"Dude, be an internetarian. It's a WAY better lifestyle."

by indigodeer May 5, 2013

internetlessness

A rare disorder that usually only appears in parts of Africa,South America and Mexico. It is a rather contagious disease that originated in Zimbabwe where the virus was conceived. ALL contact with the host Mr Robert Mugabe most be avoided.

God speed and God save us all
*Any symptoms of the disease must be reported to your local Lan Admin*

Take a look at Africa on Google earth at night and you'll see that theres almost NO lights (No electricity) On the whole continent ergo ~internetlessness~

by Wilman March 12, 2008

Internetational

A phenomenon that is famous worldwide, but only among internet users.

Lolcats have become an internetational phenomenon.

by FenriX October 21, 2008