Instarags

It’s what you’d call dishrags and trashy people that your significant other slithers up to on dating sites and/or Instagram, usually behind your back when he needs a self-esteem boost. Dim witted, one-note and superficial. Like dishrags you can find on Instagram. 🤷🏻 ♀️

Are you keeping up on all of the latest with Afghanistan? I bet those instarags don’t even know what’s going on.

by It’sObviousSimpleMan August 20, 2021

Instafamous

Instafamous is where women usually suckers guys off of dating sites to follow their Instagram so they get more likes and feel better about themselves. In reality they all post the same exact things and their life isn’t as exciting as they make it seem.

If Instagram were to shut down tomorrow all these women would go from instafamous to instanobody and have to get a real job.

by Unknown reaper7 April 28, 2019

Instahate

When you instantaneously or spontaneously know you hate someone or something.

I was overcome with instahate the moment I saw my ex's newest conquest.

I instahated her the second our eyes met!

by justanotherposter March 28, 2011

Instagame

verb/noun
The game instagrammers play in order to gain more followers/likes. Common tactics include following your prey until they follow you back and then promptly unfollowing them or using hashtags such as #follow4follow and #like4like. Another example would be asking someone to follow you and then not following them back after they have followed you.

verb:
Taras: "Hey Tim, I got Carolyn to follow me."
Tim: "Careful she doesn't instagame you. Shes a beezy."

noun:
Taras: "Tim, I lost a follower!"
Tim: "Dat Instagame doe."

by Taras M December 11, 2012

Instagaymous

A homosexual who is known by the gay community around the world, on Instagram. Subject typically flaunts their physical appeal through shirtless selfies, aspirational lifestyle photos and the overtagging of every #gay #instagay #legday hashtag possible.

I think that guy is instagaymous. I almost didn't recognize him with his shirt on.

by elevatorbones February 25, 2015

instarape

liking all/many of someone's Instagram posts at once and following them thereafter or vice versa

We started talking on Instagram after she instaraped me.

by Marshah😁 April 14, 2022

Instaban

-verb
A compound word from "instant" and "ban"; to be banned instantly, as from an online game or web forum.

-adjective
A behavior for which there is zero tolerance, which will likely result in an instant ban.

As verb: You'll get an instaban for that if you're not careful.

As adjective: Posting child porn is an instaban.

by Termy August 3, 2007