dog in the bathtub 

The act of trying to insert one's testicles in a girl's asshole.

Huff stuffed his dogs in choads bathtub

dog in the bathtub by maD iLL soN May 20, 2003

dog in the bathtub 

Trying to put your penis and balls into a woman's vagina. Trying to keep them in is like trying to keep a dog in a bathtub.

That bitch was so loose, I had to put the dog in the bathtub.

dog in the bathtub by Ryan the Man May 21, 2006

Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues 

In Southern States a euphemism for clitoris is "the man in the boat" referring to the lone passenger in the dory shaped vulva. Many newly weds are determined to sink him. " Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues" is a reference to an engorged clitoris in need of attention.

I met a woman in a bar Friday night who told me she had a Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues at home. She wanted to know if I was interested in cheering him up.

Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues by Hydraulic Ride February 24, 2019

Fat Man in the Bathtub 

A euphemism for sexual activity

1. Molly and I did the ol' Fat Man in the Bathtub last week.
2. Did you use a shower cap?
1. Yeah, she said we couldn't do anything until I put it on.

Fat Man in the Bathtub by I wish I was Scandinavian August 29, 2013

dog in the bathtub 

It is what happens when Number Two (or five these days) inserts his enormous steel plated testicles inside an unsuspecting minx's beeeeeeehind and shakes them vigorously. His balls give off such friction that authorities have often feared another Chernobyl type incident.

After waving to the crowd, Number two reveals his massive testicles and pops them fair into the arse of Mimi McPherson. While she smokes crack. And her crack smokes as well.

dog in the bathtub by Mongobucket May 2, 2005

Dog in the Bathtub 

When you tactfully place your balls in her ass while having vaginal intercourse. Tactful is the key word; washing the dog in a bath tub is never easy.

I thought I would have a struggle but putting the dog in the bathtub came naturally to her! #bestinshow

Dog in the Bathtub by Reyer May 19, 2018

Dog in the Bathtub 

When you tactfully place your balls in her ass while having vaginal intercourse. Tactful is the key word; washing the dog in a bath tub is never easy.

I thought I would have a struggle but putting the dog in the bathtub came naturally to her! #bestinshow

Dog in the Bathtub by Reyer May 19, 2018