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Infatubation

1. The act of jerkin' it to the person you are obsessed with, or have a romantic desire for.

2. How a hopeless romantic, or extremely desperate person, masturbates.
I am totally infatuated with Claire. I infatubate to the thoughts of making sweet love with her. Then I blow my load and imagine staring into her eyes. Infatubation at it's finest!
by rogerthewhale December 26, 2012
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iFatigue

The endless cycle of Apple products that are released at the pace of a rampaging water buffalo and have little to no practical advancements over the previous versions.
Bob: Did you hear about that new iPhone 5s that is shipping early next year?

Tim: Dude, already? I just bought an iPhone 5...I think I have iFatigue. Would buying a Windows Phone be like, therapy?
by DogEars November 12, 2012
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Irfat

Irfat's are great people. They experience a lot of heartbreak and betrayal. But they heal slowly and become the antidote to others heartbreak. They share their heart. Because of their past experiences it's the worst decision to go on their dark side of an Irfat they can use their intellectual minds to tear your logic to pieces. They are smart but not clever. They are stubborn and trustworthy. Lying to one is a mistake. Be honest they are blunt. They are honest and try their best to share their experiences but it's not easy. Don't force their emotions on to you cause your curious about them. They are a mystery.
by Iuzito June 13, 2021
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Making infatuation

Similar to making love, as partners engage in sexual behavior. However, said partners are not truly in love, but rather infatuated. Sexual behavior may consist of penetration, but no petting or caressing. Also, dirty talk replaces "I love you" talk.
John: Come on Sarah! Why are you leaving? We made love last night. I thought that meant we would be together forever.

Sarah: John! I thought I was clear that this would only be for one night. We never made eye contact or anything. How could you think I would marry you. You need to learn the difference between making love and making infatuation.
by rogerthewhale December 4, 2010
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proximity infatuation

An infatuation that develops out of close-quarters operation with another person.
"I swear I'm in love with this girl from Philosophy class. I've been sitting next to her for like three weeks and it's obvious we're meant for each other."

"Well do you know anything else about her? I bet you've just made up a life outside of class for her in your head. You're getting caught up in a short-sighted proximity infatuation man, just wait a couple weeks after class is over and you won't even remember her."
by SemperLieSuckah September 2, 2007
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Infatuation

Where the rose-colored lenses of the mind play their trick, filtering its perceptions to see that which it chooses to see.
In infatuation, one sees the object of their affection as they wish; in Love, one sees them as they are.
by WhatYouThinkVWhatYouKnow June 21, 2013
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infatuation

Infatuation consists of people thinking they are in love but when indeed it is just a deep lust or like for another person.
Infatuation sucks.
by The Jinj July 3, 2003
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