guitars that sound and look like shit...all the guitarest that play these hunks of shit just shred because they have no rythmn or ability to play a decent solo, and thats all the an Ibanez is cabable of doing...go buy a fucking Gibson or Fender, dont' be a tool and play a Ibanez.
Faliure Metal Head: Dude I just bought a Steve Vai Ibanez guitar!!! I SHRED!!! BLAHHAH
Me: You idiot, why did you pay all that money on that piece of shit when you could've bought a Fender Jaguar instead? And Steve Vai blows ass, go listen to Jimi Hendrix you douche.
Faliure Metal Head: Wahuahahuah??!!
Me: You idiot, why did you pay all that money on that piece of shit when you could've bought a Fender Jaguar instead? And Steve Vai blows ass, go listen to Jimi Hendrix you douche.
Faliure Metal Head: Wahuahahuah??!!
by I Hate Metal & Ibanez's September 3, 2005
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The true guitarists who have superier sound and feeling in their music wouldn't touch the inferier brand.
The true guitarists who have superier sound and feeling in their music wouldn't touch the inferier brand.
Ozzy Osbourn: "Hey Randy and Eric, what do you think of the Ibanez?"
Randy Rhodes: "OMFG Gibson Flying V!!!"
Eric Clapton: "Fender. End Of Story."
Ozzy: "Oh, well mff dunk ding well yea."
Randy and Eric: "what?"
Randy Rhodes: "OMFG Gibson Flying V!!!"
Eric Clapton: "Fender. End Of Story."
Ozzy: "Oh, well mff dunk ding well yea."
Randy and Eric: "what?"
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