Knight #1: "Did thee take that serving wench to thy keep last night?"
Knight #2: "Yes, mine bedroom jousting was most vigorous last evening. I woke to find blood on mine bedsheets."
Knight #2: "Yes, mine bedroom jousting was most vigorous last evening. I woke to find blood on mine bedsheets."
by sirsilverfox April 06, 2010
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Get the Bedroom Poppadom mug.Someone who practices guitar in his bedroom with little or no desire to join a band. Usually these types have MAD chops as a result of sitting in their rooms, practicing for hours upon end. Every bedroom shredder gets issued a Washburn, Ibanez, or Petrucci signature guitar (the official weapons of choice of all able-bodied teenage males) right after purchasing a web cam and completing YouTube shred army basic training.
by G str1ng January 06, 2009
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Why of course we are ready and willing to fight in the battle of the bedroom and so therefore we are winning!
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