facebook impression

The internet's comeback to first impressions, the 'facebook impression' is the opinion of yourself created by your facebook page, through groups, quotations, political views, etc. It has become increasingly relevant in an age where people creep online before meeting others in real life. MAKE A GOOD ONE!

Bill's in a pro-hunting group and his political views say "Fuck Fags"... I don't know if like him after that facebook impression.

by Fredrickss January 18, 2010

zeroth impression

The impression that you get from someone before you actually meet them, including impressions made by clothes, style, and rumors.

Bob: From what she was wearing and what I heard about her, the zeroth impression I got was that she was a slut. But when I met her she seemed really nice.

by darkshaddow42 June 11, 2010

the shitty impression

When one is so inclined as to take a dump, add it to a long tube sock, then add a lock. You then smack your victim accross the face with it.

I didn't want to give the shitty impression, but how else could I break his jaw and smear shit on him at the same time?

by GraFfiX420 April 11, 2009

Abeds impression of Troy

When you________, but also, don’t?

Man I’m feeling a little “Abeds impression of Troy” right now

by oliviamackinnon February 17, 2019

make my impression felt

a trixie-ism.
to give you a piece of my mind.

and now it's time for me to make my impression felt. trixie said to pam.

by trixie g. February 15, 2005

Louis Armstrong Impression

The pinnacle of HMHS band culture.

“Wanna hear my Louis Armstrong Impression”
“No!”
“I smoke two packs a dayyyyyyyy”

by HMHS Band May 10, 2021

pinpoint impression toy

A interesting contraption that was probably invented with the intention of becoming an amazing 3D device, but now can usually found in the 25 cent toy section in Walmart. It can be identified as a grid or pan of needles (ranging from silver, to neon depending on how much you want to spend on a half-hour’s worth of entertainment). When a hand or face or some other convex object is placed underneath, the needles rise to form an impression of said object.

“Hey! This pinpoint impression toy made a cool 3D impression of my grandma’s face!”

“Hey! This pinpoint impression toy made a cool 3D impression of me bum!”

“Hey! This pinpoint impression toy made a cool 3D impression of a turnip!”

by Komical September 29, 2009