what if i told you a story

Unreleased Shawn Mendes' song. He uploaded it to instagram centuries ago, the mendes army has been waiting for it since forever. So if someday you see twitter freaking out over Shawn actually releasing it pelase send oxygen, we'll thank you forever.

Shawn: What if i told you a story...
Mendes Army: OMG YOU NEED TO MAKE A FULL VERSION

*a eternity later*

Mendes Army: Shawn we're still waiting for what if I told you a story
Shawn:
Mendes Army: Shawn Peter Raul Mendes don't you dare...
Shawn: Hey guys!! I'm watching Harry Potter for 47238989329th time haha.

by mxxxx72 December 26, 2016

PATRICIA I TOLD YOU NO

When that bitch you hate annoys you and you need a way to tell them to back off.

PATRICIA I TOLD YOU NO, STOP FUCKING AROUND!

by Isabella the real queen May 24, 2018

what i told you

Ghetto saying for "what did I tell you "

What i told you about that

by cmctx73 August 14, 2017

Wu. It works. I told you it would.

Wu. It works. I told you it would.

Wu. It works. I told you it would.

by Gothic Miscreant October 8, 2023

told you i

the overused name people use in Among Us whenever they're voted out just for the game to say these two messages when they are voted out
Not an Impostor:
told you i was not an impostor
Impostor:
told you i was an impostor

guy 1: i set name as told you i
guy 1 gets voted out*
game: told you i was not an impostor
guy 2: b r u h

by PalkiaTurned8-bit January 21, 2021

i told the moon about you.

if she says this, she’s yours. have you heard talking to the moon by bruno mars? listen to it. she loves you.

“she said ‘i told the moon about you.’ what does that even mean?” “you idiot. she loves you. go get her.”

by shelovesyou51855 March 16, 2021

I told the sun about you.

I love you, but I’m letting you go.

Fabi: jack! What did you want to talk about?
Jack: I told the sun about you.

by Serendipity. January 19, 2022