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what if i told you a story 

Unreleased Shawn Mendes' song. He uploaded it to instagram centuries ago, the mendes army has been waiting for it since forever. So if someday you see twitter freaking out over Shawn actually releasing it pelase send oxygen, we'll thank you forever.
Shawn: What if i told you a story...
Mendes Army: OMG YOU NEED TO MAKE A FULL VERSION

*a eternity later*

Mendes Army: Shawn we're still waiting for what if I told you a story
Shawn:
Mendes Army: Shawn Peter Raul Mendes don't you dare...
Shawn: Hey guys!! I'm watching Harry Potter for 47238989329th time haha.
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PATRICIA I TOLD YOU NO 

When that bitch you hate annoys you and you need a way to tell them to back off.

what i told you 

Ghetto saying for "what did I tell you "
what i told you by cmctx73 August 14, 2017

Wu. It works. I told you it would. 

Wu. It works. I told you it would.
Wu. It works. I told you it would.

told you i 

the overused name people use in Among Us whenever they're voted out just for the game to say these two messages when they are voted out
Not an Impostor:
told you i was not an impostor
Impostor:
told you i was an impostor
guy 1: i set name as told you i
guy 1 gets voted out*
game: told you i was not an impostor
guy 2: b r u h
told you i by PalkiaTurned8-bit January 21, 2021

i told the moon about you. 

if she says this, she’s yours. have you heard talking to the moon by bruno mars? listen to it. she loves you.
“she said ‘i told the moon about you.’ what does that even mean?” “you idiot. she loves you. go get her.”

I told the sun about you. 

Fabi: jack! What did you want to talk about?
Jack: I told the sun about you.