That being said, I'd tap that

Something you say after talking shit on a woman to clarify you'd still bang her after everything you say. Usually said on celebs or an acquaintance.

Guy: Kim K is such an arrogant bitch, she's 90% plastic! That being said, I'd tap that.

Example 2:
Guy: Matt's girlfriend Amy is such a slut, I'm certain she's cheating on him. That being said, I'd tap that.

by ShoshAhSheli August 15, 2017

That's so nice, I'd tap that twice

When seeing a girl with such a nice ass, all your male instincts take over and you know you have to get some.

Steve: Hey, see that cashier at #9?

Kevin: Yeah man. That's so nice, I'd tap that twice!

by butterz18 December 21, 2010

I'd double tap that.

Derives from the saying 'I'd tap that'. But in this instant the said individual is so unappealing/unattractive. That you would rather shoot them once, then once again just to be sure. As you would with a Zombie

Guy 1 - Dude look at that Hooker.

Guy 2 - Damn she is fugly.

Guy 1 - Yeah I'd double tap that.

by psycofreek69 July 08, 2012