to I Pod  

The verb in which someone is enjoying the tunes emitted from an I Pod device. Or, in the case of retarded teachers, like at Catholic High Schools, any MP3 device at all. Used in some sort of Hick like way. Must be said with a Hick accent...if you wish.

Andrew was I Poding while recieving a hand job.

Ms. McShroom: I like to I Pod while riding Fr. Sanford, I mean...my horse.

to I Pod by Billybobyokelman January 11, 2008

i want to eat tide pod 

To Die

I want to eat Tide Pod

i want to eat tide pod by Mickle134 January 19, 2018

I-Podian 

A person who is contently using I-Pod. Messes with its system. Always tries to find new songs and new updates for it

Person 1: I don't know how to delete this son

Person 2: Ask me, I am an I-Podian.

I-Podian by Pods453 August 11, 2009

I thought my air pods were on- 

that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you

Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-

I thought my air pods were on- by Queen of Leechenstein May 5, 2021

A.I. Podcast

Oh know... Are they going to monetize your likeness without paying you? Good thing you don't have a problem with that because you would end up looking like a retarded, hypocritical, bitch...

Hym "The funny thing about the A.I. podcast is that what was happening to me wasn't a problem... And now that it might happen to YOU... NOW we have to be worried about it. YOU'RE warning everyone about the thing that you were worried about a second ago... I mean... It's almost like people should own, their own likeness or something. I donno."

A.I. Podcast by Hym Iam April 14, 2023

iiPod

imitation iPod

Because if you namedrop any brand other than iPod you will only cause looks of confusion. Therefore by refering to your MP3 player as an iiPod, at best they will think you said iPod and at worst they will think you have a stutter.

Girl: "I'm just sitting at home listening to my iPod"

Boy: "Yeah, me too, I have my iiPod on shuffle"

iiPod by Ryanachronism January 14, 2008