lancashire hotpot

n. See creampie, but strictly between the flaky pastry of the Northern British folds.

Y'all right sonny? You want me to give me a Lancashire Hotpot tonight?
You randy buggar, ye!

by Mrs Brown March 13, 2015

Lancashire hotpot

This is a noun describing the state of being when a single person is gaped anally and is subsequently filled with the semen from multiple loads/men. Usually a cuck will eat the hotpot after.

Did you hear Max's new girlfriend became a Lancashire hotpot

by Crusty Johnson May 11, 2022

welsh hotpot

when a welsh man shits in a dead sheeps anus and screws it.

i welsh hotpot that sheep michael.

by garin james hughes April 29, 2009

kraft dinner hotpot

the act of placing all the contents of a box of uncooked kraft dinner into the vaginal honeypot and then proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse. Following the vigorous pounding(the noodles should feel al dente) then ejaculate into the mixture. Then the woman starts to gyrate to blend all the ingredients together to create the main course. Queef immediately, serves four.

Mike: I picked up this fine piece of ass last night and we were both hungry. So we made kraft dinner hotpot.

Jeff: That sounds tasty

Mike: We have leftovers if you want some?

Jeff: No I'm good. My girl and I shared a canadian sizzler this morning.

Mike: Nice!!!

by Canadian ambassador of beaver March 12, 2011

Hotpot

being exposed with a link of an instant noodle commercial video. It came from Mongolia

-pisda link ni bnu?
-mai alaa
*clicks the link
-aa lalar hotpot-duula shaachla whahahah

by rudlut June 23, 2021

Himalayan Hotpot

When you are forced to use a toilet cubicle that has been previously used by a chain of people. The effect is a heated seat and repulsive combined odor. It frequently occurs in high traffic places like work toilets at 9am just after everyone has arrived. Or at the airport...which is also known as a Heathrow Hotpot.

God damn, just got caught up on a Himalayan Hotpot in the gents. I'm over this shit!

by Royal Jules April 23, 2016

Houston Hotpot

Get some gerbils, peanut butter, a Morningstar, saran wrap, a car battery, and a shit ton of electrical wire. Sit on one, insert another orally then rush to connect the wires to the battery while spinning to cover up completely with cellulose wrap.

Phil thinks he's getting wierd this weekend, but only reinvented the Houston Hotpot

by Estebe January 17, 2025