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hot carl

A hot carl is a sexual activity when a person takes a dump, drops a bomb, a dook, grows a tail, or shits on a person or persons' face. You can use seran wrap for better clean up, but going old school and not using the wrap will give you a "hot steaming carl".
I picked up a smelly pirate hooker last night and I would have paid $100 for a Hot Carl, but I didn't bring the seran wrap.
by Big Miami Al February 12, 2007
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The act of shitting in a tube sock, then placing said sock in a microwave. After the poop is nice and liquified, then a hole is cut in the sock. Then you smack someone across the face.
Person 1:Did you see me give that guy a hot carl?

Person 2: Yea, he had so much shit all over his face, it was gross.
by HotCarler24 April 24, 2011
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When you take a shit in a tube sock and smack someone in the face with it.
No one ever really liked john, so one day we just decided to hot carl him.
by coarfest September 4, 2006
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Placing a bag over another persons head and shiting on it.
Jessie: I so want you to hot Carl me.
Jeffery: WORD?!!
by Tough Guy 1 May 25, 2008
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When a guy fucks a girl and cums inside her, then she stands over his chest and let's the cum drip out of her pussy onto his chest.
I was fuckin Kathy last night and she stood right up and gave me a HOT CARL man!
by gretone December 1, 2016
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A drink made with Bacardi, Hawaiian Punch, and Malibu Pineapple
I went to my buddy's house the other day and he was making a hot carl for me to consume....I bet its tasty
by Young Trav October 29, 2007
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when u shit in a sock and run up to someone and hit them in the head with it
senior :hey freshman fuck you

freshman: want a hot carl fagg
by guru marijuana March 4, 2009
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