Hot Carl

Take a shit in a sock and start betting someone with it.

I hot carled stan in the other room with that sock!

by Stanly July 30, 2008

Hot Carl

All Of You Are Wrong... a Hot Carl is performed by pressing one's unwiped anus onto a doorknob, so that the next person to use the door gets a slippery handful of shit. Named after a bitter, unpopular delivery driver. It has also been referred to as a Greasy Pablo,Greasy Pepe' and a Steamy Dave.

Jeff went to open the front door at work and realized he'd been given a Hot Carl

by Jonny Five May 18, 2006

Hot Carl

When anal sex occurs and the receiver Inturn performs oral sex directly after anal.

I need to brush my teeth after I gave a Hot Carl last night. My mouth tastes like actual shit

by Cookie Leroux February 13, 2017

Hot Carl

When you get fucked by Sling Blade.

I thought it was weird when Billy gave me that Hot Carl last night. It scared the shit out of me. Soooo good, though! Nothin' like getting fucked by a retard!

by frenchfriedpotaters January 27, 2009

Hot Carl

The act of shitting off the side of a tugboat while underway.

The Captan pulled a hot Carl today because he was so fucked up on spice he couldn't walk down the steps to the bathroom.

by TeamFunkyTown May 20, 2016

Hot Carl

Having anal sex immediately followed by oral sex. Not to be confused with a rusty trombone, which is having sex with a girl who is on her period immediately followed by oral sex.

I wouldn't kiss her. Dave gave her a Hot Carl last night

by Carl Hotness July 10, 2006

Hot Carl

A true Hot Carl is when your having sex with a person doggy style. Wait until they cum. Next, you punch them in the back of the head. While they try to regain consciousness you flip them over and defecate on their chest.

The first time i heard this term used was in 1987 in Michigan.

Dude we got home from the party and she wanted me to give her a Hot Carl.

by a2thez August 30, 2010