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hoser

A Canadian term that refers to pre-Zamboni days when, after a game of ice hockey, the losing team had to hose down the ice. Thus, a 'hoser' is a 'loser'.
"You didn't shake hands with the winning team after the game? You're such a hoser."
by ScooterAshley February 4, 2008
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Hoery

Adjective

1. The act of being a hoe or
2. Having hoe like tendencies
He is always being hoe, committing his hoery left and right.
by Supreme_Overlord_7 December 7, 2016
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Jack horsery

Katlyn kept sending me strange non work related text. I asked her nicely to stop the jack horsery.
by Sweet Matty A March 6, 2019
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purple hoser

A nick name for one of the members of Dude Perfect
“Yo you hear of that man purple hoser??”
“Oh yeah he’s from Dude Perfect right!?”
Yeah mAn!!!”
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hoser

slang. 1. noun: (deragatory) an oaf, or simpleton. 2. noun: (friendly) a friend, brother or faithful companion. 3. verb: hose-off; a put-off; go away, leave me; I doubt what you are saying. History: The term originates from a syndicated television comedy about a fictional television station: 'Second City Television Station' or 'SCTV.' Comedy skits on the show were presented as actual programs. One such skit was a program entitled "the Great White North" - the hosts, comedians Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas (portraying Bob and Doug MacKenzie), embellished and exaggerated the stereotypical American image of how Canadians talk and act. The characters (Bob and Doug) drank beer, while bantering back and forth, inflecting their speech heavily with 'eh?' and the occasional 'hoser.'
Back off you hoser!

Come here hoser, I was just kidding.
by dan November 28, 2002
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hoser

orginates from pre- zambonie days where after a game, the losing team would have to "hose" down the ice, hence the term 'hoser"
That team is a bunch of scrubs and hosers!
by thaddeus/the don November 16, 2007
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hoser

Canadian term for a loser in hockey...came from when the losing team has to hose the ice after a game.
You frickin hoser, eh.
by Murphy Nick January 3, 2008
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