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Horse-an-itis

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A 100% real disease/infection given off by riding horses (male). Once infected the carrier can pass it on to other individuals via touching, talking, or being around them for extended periods of time (it has been found that over-texting them via Cell Phones can have an increased chance of catching Horse-an-itis).

The known symptoms of the fatal disease are as follows (but not limited to): Enlargement of the Clitoris by up to 6 fold, an increased aging rate of upwards to 2.5x regular aging, and being unable to pass to the after-life and being forced to be a homosexual-ghost. Said ghosts can only contact the living homosexuals.
Tom: So, What happened to Rick?
Grant: Not really sure, I heard he caught Horse-an-itis Disease.
Tom: Really?

Grant: Yeah, he some Ghost told me in my sleep.
Tom: I see.
by Dr. Ralf March 13, 2010
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The act of explaining to your friend that you would like to have a girlfriend with a huge butt
Steve: Hey mike you see that girl over there,
Mike: yeah
Steve: yeah I’d love to slap a house on it
by FreddyJones July 27, 2020
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A sentence meant to gaslight Youtube users, coined by Jonny RaZeR Shorts.
He typed "The Waffle House has found it's new host." On youtube Comments of every video he watched.
by Wordinternet January 14, 2023
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Clock it the house

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You see that?
Guuurl, I clock it the house!
by Safayi September 2, 2018
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A small internet trend started by the youtuber Jonny RaZer shorts / jonny raZeR. Basically you go into a video/ short or whatever the case may be and just say “ The Waffle House has found it’s new host”
Youtube short video: Blah blah blah blah

Comments: Johnypickle23: The Waffle House has found it’s new host.

coolcat42: The waffle house has found it’s new host.

tacotexter128: The waffle house has found it’s new host.
by Cornelius crinklecut the 364th January 16, 2023
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clock it the house

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to pay attention to something look at look at that girls dress clock it the house clock that girls dress you look at a clock to see clock it the house the house meaning everything and all look at everything clock it the house
to pay attention to something look at look at that girls dress clock it the house clock that girls dress you look at a clock to see clock it the house the house meaning everything and all look at everything clock it the house
by rich lux November 28, 2017
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Umm.. I am not sure what this means either.
The Waffle House has founds its new host.

What do you mean?

The Waffle House Has Found It’s New Host Means that it found a new a host jackass
by Glibber flook January 15, 2023
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