homoetry

Gay oriented poetry or song lyrics. Also, when people start insulting each other by inviting adversaries of the same sex to perform sexual acts on them.

John says: "Hey Billy why don't you suck on my genitilia!" and continues insulting Billy by inviting him to perfom various sexual acts.

Billy responds: "You just go right ahead and keep serenading me with your homoetry"

by Rich Borge July 10, 2006

hodometer

a surveyor's tool used to measure distance.

Robert Hoddle used his hodometer to layout the grid of Melbourne, Australia.

by Jim Browne February 12, 2005

homoheterosexual

a male gender reassigned to female who dates men
Antonym: heterohomosexual

She homoheterosexual who dated women, but now dates men since her gender change.

by The Rhodesian guy November 22, 2015

Homohetero

A straight guy who acts very gay. Will often be mistaken for a homo, but only ever goes for the puss.

Man1: Did you you see Henry dancing around to One Direction earlier, what a bender, he's so gay.

Man2: You know he has a gf right? He's so straight.

Man1: So he's homohetero?

Man2: Something like that.

by MrJ0109 December 9, 2012

homoretarded

Homoretarded-verb: Is the act of doing something in a (homosexual) and (retarded) manner.

Homoretard-noun: One who has been accused of doing something Homoretarded.

Greg: Did you see that homoretard last night?
Fred: The one that winked at you then accidentally tripped himself over?
Greg: Yea that was so homoretarded.

by rusty jenkins July 3, 2007

homoretardus

An adult who is unable to sever the umbilical cord.

Only a homoretardi (pl. or homoretardus) would still be on his mom's cellphone plan at 22.

Chris is such a homoretardus, he's visiting home again this weekend instead of visiting his girlfriend.

Is that homoretardus still living with his mom?

by blame john July 24, 2008

homosexer

homosexer is a person who enjoys the penetration pleasures of "dabutt"

that homosexer sure likes it in dabutt!

by G-Unit January 23, 2005