HOMEY SMASHER

SOMEONE WHO HOOKS UP WITH ONE OF YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED.

MAN, SHE IS A HOMEY SMASHER!

KIM SMASHED A HOMEY!

by NON SMASHER September 22, 2010

homey_Slice

homey_slice is the sexist most hottest person ever… (AND HE HAS A MASSIVE COCK)

Maddison: “hey who’s that in the blue jacket”

Summer: “oh him? that’s homey_slice he is the hottest person ever and you didn’t hear this from me but rumor has it he has a massive cock”
Maddison: “omg! really? i need to see it for myself ;)”

by HOMEYS_LEFT_NUT💜❤️🖤😩 June 2, 2021

Homer’s Special

A donut with pink icing and sprinkles.

It’s like a Homer’s Special but Season... something.

by Another Minecrafter April 27, 2020

lights on no one's home

When someone is so fucked up that they're awake, but they're not really there mentally

Alex is so high right now, look at him - lights on no one's home

by highboi May 14, 2018

Daddy's home

A suggestive pose which consists of one lying on their back, raising their legs in the air and spreading them wide apart.

I heard Daddy drive up, so I immediately laid in the bed and got into a "Daddy's home" pose.

by Nikki Coxxx June 19, 2019

boy's home

another term for jail.

''did you hear!? they're sending jhonny to the boy's home for killing that soc.''

by gregory sparks November 3, 2007

Lowe's Home Improvement

The epitome of ass-kissery. As soon as you walk into a Lowe's, your ass saturated with the spit of every employee that crosses your path; but it is not their fault, because it is what they have been constantly told to do every day. Lowe's is built upon the model of "excellent, excruciatingly-paranoid, money-pinching, annoying, ass-kissing, customer-focus". The best thing to do when you see a "red vest" is to cut a corner and run. These people are already stressed enough with the dumbass questions that get flung at them every day so one more question is just one more reason for them to eat a bullet.

Customer walks in Lowe's:

"HI! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH Lowe's Home Improvement WAREHOUSE! WE HAVE LOTS OF ITEMS TO HELP YOUR EVERY NEED FOR EVERY SITUATION! HOW MAY WE BE OF SERVICE TO YOU TODAY SIR OR MA'AM???"

Customer: Holy fucking ass crackers! Can I not look at the fucking power tools without being bombarded by damn service? Fuck this I'm going to Home Depot where people leave me the hell alone!

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 12, 2010