katie holmes

actress with a kind of crooked smile that "dates" crazy couch jumper tom cruise. also being followed by a bunch of scientologists. nice boobs, tho'.

i wonder how is sex for katie holmes now that i have seen how tom cruise jumps on couches.

by erik lervold September 5, 2005

sherlock holmes

A fictional character created by author Sir Aurthur Conan Doyle. Set in the late 1800s, this British detective uses deductive reasoning to solve the cases given to him. He has a sidekick named Dr. Johnathan Watson.

Sherlock Holmes is one of the greatest literary characters known to man.

by Ted Mozby January 14, 2008

Johnny Holmes Crossover

Technique used by the late porn star John Holmes. While having sex doggy style, the man crosses his arms and places his hands on the woman's opposite hips to hold on.

While banging her from behind, I threw in the Johnny Holmes Crossover for good measure.

by JimKPFIJI October 25, 2006

th_holmes7420

the one and only sherlock, lurks 24/7 and has a lot of watchtime and gets VIP everywhere, he only says hello in chats and leaves them open for the rest of the time. He tries play League and other games with streamers cause he does not have any other friends

haeype: Where is th_holmes7420? He is in the viewerlist.
other chat members: He is probably lurking again like always

by google_safety_warning May 17, 2021

malcom holmes

Malcom Holmes is an NPC in the game Fallout: New Vegas.
He tells you about sunset sarsaparilla blue star bottle caps, and will follow you to the end of the earth. you cannot stop him. kill him, end his life as soon as you possibly can. run run run you can't stop him no escape

"Aw shit, here comes malcom holmes again."
"fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK MALCOM HOLMES YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME YOU GODDAMN DEMON"

by quimble zimbl April 15, 2022

I ain't fronting, Holmes

I am in no way misleading you, my friend.

See also: fronting, Holmes

Are you serious?
I ain't fronting, Holmes!

by Watson February 24, 2005

katie holmes

B-List actress who is rising to the top of the Hollywood ladder by being Tom Cruise's beard (Sorry ladies, but he is very much a friend of Dorothy's). Has two different facial expressions and a large birthmark on her rump. Claims to be a virgin, but at 26- honestly, come on!

Person 1: This person is a bad actress!
Person 2: Yeah, that's Katie Holmes. At least she's riding on Tom Cruise's coattails so she'll go "somewhere"...

by LolaLola August 31, 2005