harshing my melon

When someone takes away from your high, or tries to be cool by fucking with you when you are buzzed. What happens when a straightedge brings down your elated feelings while high.

Dude, you're really harshing my melon.

by Dan The Melon March 7, 2016

hesching

giving oneself a nasty rash or staph infection from not washing or touching your own shit

taylor aint washed in a while and i think hes hesching himself

by dave brasky December 29, 2007

hitchings

Blonde hair and a nice girl, tries really hard to fit and desperatly wants to be popular. not best friends material but is fun to hang around with, very attractive but doesnt know how to dress/wear makeup! good person despite being a wannabe sometimes.

"look at her trying to fit it"
"yeah, what a hitchings... she seems quite nice though"

by poplopolo November 23, 2013

trailer hitching

Walking around with your dick tucked into your waistband. This is one of the most popular methods for hiding an unwanted boner in public. It's called trailer hitching because if your dick tip pokes out the top of your pants, it looks sort of like a trailer hitch.

"I popped a boner in trig class. Nobody knew though cuz I was trailer hitching like a motherfucker."

by fuzzerham November 2, 2013

harshing my vibe

To take the joy out of a moment of elation.

"Dude, you're harshing my vibe talking about death I'm trying to enjoy the music"

I'm trying to enjoy this party but dude your mood is "harshing my vibe".

Ohio is a great state to visit nut fat ass Pennsylvania is "harshing my vibe".

by Jax CT June 14, 2017

hishing

describing a word by the abstract sounds out of your mouth

She was hishing the word winter to me

by hisher god April 20, 2018

Harshing around

Similar to "horsing around" but in the manner of a Harsh. To harsh around, one should make random arm movements, start every sentence with "Basically", and arbitrarily pull on people bags. The arm movements should be vague and not understandable, none of the statements should be "basic" and the bag pulls should be strong enough for the straps to rip noisily.

"Guys, stop harshing around with that trash can, because cleanliness is cool and littering is unprincipled, undisciplined and not hip"

by CleanlinessWarrior December 12, 2018