A bonafide pedophile. He is a suave douche bag with only enough. (He often refers to himself as "Mason" or "Deathstone" even though his friends resort to "loser" at all times. He most likely went to a school with the initials "F,D, and R".
If you see a 'Hiram Chen' do NOT approach, please call the nearest police station.
If you see a 'Hiram Chen' do NOT approach, please call the nearest police station.
by Mr.McBean June 4, 2014
Get the hiram chenmug. A place where one goes to get anal or vaginal penetration in a non consensual manner. One can expect violent as well as extreme anal hemorrhaging, as well as vaginal blisters(for men it is within the urethra)or most it is a place one would usually associate with discomfort and distress/displeasure, but for a handful it is the place of hopes and dreams.
Hayden Tsoi: wanna come down to my crib, the Hayden Park Hiram
My nigga Rocky: nah my nigga I'm good
Hayden Tsoi: are you sure? I'm sure you will have a good time
My nigga Rocky: nah nigga thats the place where people go to get that next cock and ball torture n shit
My nigga Rocky: nah my nigga I'm good
Hayden Tsoi: are you sure? I'm sure you will have a good time
My nigga Rocky: nah nigga thats the place where people go to get that next cock and ball torture n shit
by Swichtwarrior May 21, 2019
Get the Hayden Park Hirammug. by YamirSlapnuts October 15, 2019
Get the Hiram high schoolmug. A well known couple! They honestly look so cute together! Everyone knows them, everyone loves them! Steal Hiram from JJ, and you're dead! JJ gets defensive when someone talks bad about Hiram. If anyone says Hirams name, JJ blushes from all the love.
Me: Aww Hiram and JJ look so cute together!
Friend: They do!
Me: We all need a relationship like Hiram and JJ's!
Friend: They do!
Me: We all need a relationship like Hiram and JJ's!
by ๐ด๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ March 4, 2021
Get the Hiram and JJmug. The biggest jerk in the world. Dumped BFF over text.Stupidly Tall. Is a drunk tree. Doesn't care about ones feelings. Is High On Rum.
Hiram is such a dick.
by #Truth #About #Everything June 3, 2018
Get the Hirammug. by Crisandindeya October 11, 2018
Get the Hirammug. An epic cluster fuck. A situation of endless situations making escaping damnation impossible. What happens if for 50 years you continuously spiral out of control. Dysfunctional. Overall bad. Negative meaning always. A pathetic person. An old child molester. A baby killer. A rape conspirator. A sex trafficker. A cry baby. A self absorbed weirdo. A halfway out of the closet homosexual. A heterosexual man with more male sex lovers than females. A loser. A limp waisted wretch Carrier of bedbugs
Dude he totally Hiramed his car
What happened? Oh god it was a total Hiram
Dude man up stop being a Hiram
It seemed chill then everything Hiramed and I split.
Your a fucking Hiram.
Don't let her in she will Hiram everything up
The jets totally Hiramed the season
What happened? Oh god it was a total Hiram
Dude man up stop being a Hiram
It seemed chill then everything Hiramed and I split.
Your a fucking Hiram.
Don't let her in she will Hiram everything up
The jets totally Hiramed the season
by WSGM the Talk October 17, 2025
Get the Hirammug.