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A bonafide pedophile. He is a suave douche bag with only enough. (He often refers to himself as "Mason" or "Deathstone" even though his friends resort to "loser" at all times. He most likely went to a school with the initials "F,D, and R".
If you see a 'Hiram Chen' do NOT approach, please call the nearest police station.
Man, i totally saw a Hiram Chen on facebook eating chinese food.
by Mr.McBean June 04, 2014
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