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hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

What the fuck?! These fucking asshole word maker people went out and made the longest, dumbest word of all and had it be the 'fear of long words'. Whatever retard has this disease his gonna lose is fucking mind when you tell him! Fuck off.
"I have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia," said Devin.
by Where the frogs February 24, 2017
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hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

-"doctor i have that fear... of long words."
"whats the name of it"
"umm-m-m: hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia"
" - Uhg GOD"
by LightningThunda November 3, 2014
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hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

fred: jake has hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
mary: OH THE IRONY
fred: i'm serious.
mary: Omg he does?
fred: yep
by gabvgaming August 8, 2015
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hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is scary business, especially as it's so long.
by afghmn-kun February 21, 2015
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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

An ironic name for the fear of long words! I mean, this is just plain cruel!
Jon: I have a fear of long words
Gary: I believe that you have Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
Jon: AHHHHHHHH!
by GeoffTheThrasher June 1, 2016
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hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Luke: So, I heard that Ellie has hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.

Wilfred: Yep, it's true.

Luke: Then I guess I won't be saying alligator, helicopter, caterpillar, watermelon, or macaroni around her.
by intense meower July 5, 2016
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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

A word used to describe people with a fear of long words. Sesquipedalophobia means exactly the same thing, except everyone just wanted to add more to make fun of people with the fear. When trying to write this down, always triple-check to make sure you get the spelling correct. One does not easily spells a 35-lettered word this easily.
Josh: Hi! I'm Josh. I try to speak words that are less than 3-4 syllables long since I suffer from hippopoto...( skins starts to pale, breathing starts becoming heavy... and now.... a panic attack) DAMN IT!!!!!!!!
Eric: Were you trying to say hippopotomonstrosesquipeda-
Josh:STOP!!!!

Random guy: Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?
by Joshdadestroyer August 26, 2017
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