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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

Ben is a sufferer of a mild form of Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

fred: jake has hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
mary: OH THE IRONY
fred: i'm serious.
mary: Omg he does?
fred: yep

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is scary business, especially as it's so long.

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

A name of a phobia in which is a big fuck you to anyone who has it.
Bill: Did you know you have Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?
Jim: Fuck you too

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

Luke: So, I heard that Ellie has hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.

Wilfred: Yep, it's true.

Luke: Then I guess I won't be saying alligator, helicopter, caterpillar, watermelon, or macaroni around her.

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

An ironic name for the fear of long words! I mean, this is just plain cruel!
Jon: I have a fear of long words
Gary: I believe that you have Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
Jon: AHHHHHHHH!