Turf Herder

A lesbian who wrangles other lesbians to participate in a muff diving marathon.

A woman who has perfected the art of vaginal satisfaction on another woman.

Example one:
Turf Hearder: Hey hows it going Latisha, you should totally come over this weekend I rounded up all kinds of turf to be herded, It will be a blasty blast.

Latisha: Well I'm not sure, I'm not really into all of that

Turf Herder : Dont worry baby I'm into it enough for the lot of us!

Example two:

Lesbian one: Oh my God Cassie! You are so good at that, you turf herder you!

Cassie/ Turf Herder: Well baby I have been at this a long time, I have herded many turfs and sowed many oats.

by Creativenate88 May 24, 2009

nerf herder

1. Derogatory term used by Princess Leia in order to demean Han Solo, thus hiding her true emotions.

2. A pretty cool band that heard a pretty cool phrase in The Empire Strikes Back and embraced it as their own.

3. Probably a Kevin Smith reference somewhere in the movie universe.

Insulter: "Hey, generic insultee! You're a fat, slovenly Nerf Herder!"

by Run-GMC December 16, 2004

Herder

A cop who is totally insane and hell-bent on arresting teens for drinking and breaking up parties, most likely because of a lack of exposure to vagina and real police work. If there was a party nearby, Herder's will often hide in bushes awaiting their prey, then ambush any teen with a backpack or open beer, yelling some nonsense police code or "OH SHIT! ITS THE COPS!".

Guy 1: What happened to you guy's last night?
Guy 2: Fuckin cops busted the party so we were gonna take the trail but i guess Herder was campin out waiting for us so we got a fine and Matt got taken to the tank.

by Mavis Dorton January 19, 2010

cunt herder

Another word for a pimp or player. Can also be used as a verb; to cunt herd

The cunt herder was arrested for cunt herding.

by Patrick Lewis May 13, 2005

Tuff Hedeman

The act of grabbing a girls ponytail in a twisting motion and wrapping it around your hand like a bull rider while engaging in doggy style rough sex.

Last night while banging her doggy, I went "Tuff Hedeman" on her ass!

by Swatdad and doggy December 1, 2011

nerf herder

A lower class outdoorsman who spends his days safeguarding the nerfs on various planets across the universe.

They can best be compared to the American cowboy or shepherds of old in their steadfast pursuit of an independent lifestyle. They generally wear old, worn out work clothes and carry simple projectile weapons as well as staves they use to drive obstinate nerfs out of their hiding places. Due to their significant skills in fieldcraft and gunplay, as well as not having the resources to bathe and change their clothes often, the rest of the "civilized" universe looks down upon them.

"Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!"

by David P. [myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx] March 19, 2008

herder

A person who shames people in an attempt to get them to conform to the behavior of a group. Typically used by socialist/collectivists to browbeat others to conform to their group thought.

That liberal is such a herder. I was at my friend's party and this herder was in my face.

by Bombay55 August 25, 2009