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Heatsexual

Some fake sexuality that was created by dumbass horny Gacha kids.
Apparently, this means to be addicted and/or attracted to NSFW edits. Especially Gacha and Roblox edits.
Person 1: Hey...
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: I have something to tell you.
Person 2: Ok. What is it?
Person 1: I'm Heatsexual.
Person 2: I'm sorry, you're WHAT now?
Person 1: Didn't you hear me? I said that I'm Heatsexual.
Person 2: That's not a real sexuality.
Person 1: YES IT IS!
Person 2: Are you fucking dumb? It isn't.
Person 1: YOU are the stupid one! IT. IS. A. SEXUALITY!!!!
Person 2: You are not just wrong, you are stupid.
Person 1: WHAT?!
Person 2: And you're ugly, just like your mom.
by TheRandomGuy_BD November 13, 2021
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humorsexual

Someone who enjoys sexual humor.
GREG: Bobby.

BOBBY: What.

GREG: Did you know that Sharon Cox married Peter Eaton, and now her name is Sharon Eaton-Cox?

BOBBY: Greg, you're such a humorsexual.

GREG: I'm not a homosexual! I fucked Marsha!

BOBBY: No, I said a Humor Sexual.

GREG: Oh. Yep, sure am!
by Peter Fuller June 18, 2006
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humorsexual

A person who thinks sex is funny.
Most of the people who submit U.D. defs are humorsexuals.
by Peter Eaton November 22, 2006
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Hetasexual

A hetalian who is attracted to other Hetalians/Hetalia characters
Person 1: I have the biggest crush on doitsu...
Person 2: You must be a hetasexual then...
by surayya122 April 1, 2015
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Hemosexual

Those who find actress/dancer Heather Morris to be sexually attractive.

Note: Gender has no impact on someone's inevitable Hemosexuality.
Person 1: Oh my god did you see Heather Morris last night on Glee???

Person 2: Ugh yes, she sexually frustrates me like there is no tomorrow - I've turned into such a raging Hemosexual!

Person 1: Same here, Hemosexuals for life!
by akaklee May 20, 2011
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helisexual

"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." Said by the famous helisexual, Guuse.
by EvolvingEevee February 10, 2017
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Hetrosexual

That boy likes only girls. He is a Hetrosexual and/or straight.
by .:Gin:. July 24, 2007
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