Hedger

Abbreviation of the term Hedge Monkey.

I saw a couple of Hedgers get out of that old van that's been parked in the same spot down the end of the street all month.

by Chewitt November 13, 2005

Leath Hedger

The Leath Hedger, also known as the reverse joker, or the smiling skull, is the surgical scar left after a hair transplant procedure known as a follicular unit extraction (FUE).

Timmy can never shave his head again because of the Leath Hedger scar at the back of his head. He looks like the joker from the new batman movie put a "smile on the back of his head"

by Mr M.L.G. June 17, 2009

Hedger

Someone of Anglo-Russian descent who is notorious yet illusive in his home town or city and is most commonly feared by small children and minority groups.

Can also be used to describe someone who is mentally unstable or involved crimes against peace.

John: I saw Nick in New Milton the other day. . . i've heard so much about his crimes against peace.

Mark: Are you sure it was him? He's very illusive.

John: Oh yeah, he's a proper Hedger.

by Philip hahahahahaha May 21, 2009

Hegarty Maths

Good old Colin saving our lives because all maths teachers are trash.

Hegarty Maths aka the man with a plan to save our future

by davey-buzz February 8, 2021

hediard

She is a QUEEN, she is usually interested in criminology. She is smart, pretty, and everyone loves her. She is dramatic, she is gay but she doesn't know...... Crazy BITCHHHHHHHHHHH ;)

"Oh ma gawddd, why don't you wear pink? It's Wendesday!"
"I'm sorry queennn...."
"CALL ME HEDIARD CHANEL BICH."

by strawberrypinkcupcakk102 September 1, 2022

Mr. Hegarty

The god of all schools who teaches me math better than all my maths teachers combined :D

Sorry Miss Reggler but I learned nothing from you this year. It was all thanks to Mr. Hegarty :)

by The Real Mr. Hegarty 📖 August 19, 2022

Hedger

A great guy who is really fun to be around, but unknowingly leads on most of his female friends with his niceness and gentlemanliness.

Girl: Oh! There's Dan. He's do cute and nice.
Friend: Don't do it. He's a Hedger. You'll only ever be friends and get your heart stepped on.
Girl: Oh, thanks for the heads up.

by Saddayyo February 4, 2015