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sensual healing

Using affection, either physical or emotional, to help someone recuperate or generally feel better.
Man I am so full of affection right now and I know the girlfriend had a crappy day at work. I'll cheer her up with some sensual healing tonight.
by elBlandie March 9, 2011
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hearting

The action of being in like, lust, or love with someone. Related to the act or statement to heart him/her. Generally accompanied by fascination/obsession with the individual in question. Typically used when the situation is too ambiguous to establish a true definition of what the relationship is....the fact that hearting is someone also sounds like the word "hurting" is an interesting coincidence, because sometimes hearting someone can be quite painful...
Girl: "I'm not sure he likes me"
Friend: "Well, based on his actions, I would say a good bit of hearting is going on. I think he'll ask you out soon..."
by anon-y-mous September 13, 2008
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healing cock

A trope common to romance novels and fanfiction, in which all of the hero/ine's problems are solved by contact with their One True Love's penis. Particularly egregious when the problem being "solved" is trauma from rape or sexual assault.
"That story looked like it was going to have a realistic account of Jack's issues after being tortured, and then they all got handwaved away after one application of Ianto's Healing Cock."
by Pascentia January 24, 2010
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Healthitarian

A healthitarian is not the equivalent of a vegetarian, nor is it the equivalent vegan. A healthitarian is one who does not consume anything that could be hazardous to ones health. Be it meat, dairy, or products with harmful ingredients and/or preservatives, a healthitarian will stay away from it all. A true healthitarian strives to eat, mainly, organic fruit, vegetables and beans that grow, are prepared and delivered to the end consumer naturally (without growth hormones or any man-made/unhealthy additives). Home-made juices/smoothies (without sugar or any other additives)(Just fruit, vegetables, or other naturally-occurring healthy foods) are good for you too!
Katie: Here, eat this dead cow meat!

Travis: No thank you, Katie. I don't eat meat, or anything for that matter with growth hormones, saturated fat, trans fat...

Katie: Want some utter-juice?

Travis: Thanks for asking, but I don't drink that stuff; again, trans and saturated fat.

Katie: What kind of fast-food do you eat?

Travis: Actually, I don't eat fast-food. Only un-modified, fresh fruits, vegetables, tree-nuts or beans that do not have any unhealthy additives put into or on them whatsoever.

Katie: What about some of this candy?

Travis: Check those labels out: tartrazine, other artificial colours and flavours, all of that sugar.. Well, simply put, no.

Katie: You'll have some pop, won't you?

Travis: Glucose-fructose (high fructose corn syrup), sugar, caffeine... Definately not!

Katie: Why won't you eat or drink any of that stuff?

Travis: Because I am a healthitarian. And it's okay that you're not, I still love you, you're awesome, but I am always happy to see people becoming more health-conscious!

Katie: Being a healthitarian sounds marvelous, but doesn't the food taste bland?

Travis: Not at all; you don't need toxic ingredients like monosodium glutamate to have food taste delicious! There are many wonderful-tasting, organic, healthy, natural and nutritious types of food out there, I can help you find them if you want!

Katie: That sounds spectacular, I'll become a healthitarian right away! Thank you so much for telling me about this amazing life-style!
by L♥vely October 22, 2009
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Haithing

1) the exercise of financial freedom
2) the practice of annoying kaveh
“That’s my secret Kaveh, i’m always haithing”
by Kavehfan June 7, 2023
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textual healing

the act of consoling someone via text message rather then taking the time to talk to them over the phone.
when i get that feeling... i need textual healing.
by adamtenspeed January 6, 2009
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healthie

Healthie is a "selfie" photo where the subject takes a shot of themselves doing something healthy. It can be a shot of their body, an activity, of them eating something good. It is NOT a duck face shot. Preferably in work out clothes.
Love to see people's healthies and progress on their fitness journey! Especially ones that show a great looking body part!

I love it when Natalie posts healthies of herself in yoga pants!
by obecian May 31, 2014
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