A small growing town near Charlotte, North Carolina that is home to about 75% Rich, White Bastards, 10% Rednecks, and 5% Urban street scum.
by MDJMDJMDJMDJMDJ March 9, 2009
Get the Harrisburg, NC mug.The scenic and historic capital of PA, formerly known for a high crime rate, but recently experiencing a cultural renaissance, particularly in Midtown, home of Book Row and the Midtown Theater, as well as the Historic District and Cheap Date jazz Tuesdays.
The Capitol District, Shipoke District, and Midtown offer some of PA's finest architecture. The Capitol building is worth a trip from anywhere; it is a fine example of neoclassical stylism combined with Baroque and renaissance revival elements.
Downtown looks like a miniature version of Chicago or Philly, with an impressive skyline for only having 50,000 residents. Harrisburg features fine dining, good and diverse bars, casual restaurants, three hookah bars, and a beautiful river walk.
City Island, Harrisburg's Navy Pier, is the "Playground for the Whole Family" while the cities host of museums and festivals will keep a visitor of any taste busy.
The biggest little metropolis in the US.
The Capitol District, Shipoke District, and Midtown offer some of PA's finest architecture. The Capitol building is worth a trip from anywhere; it is a fine example of neoclassical stylism combined with Baroque and renaissance revival elements.
Downtown looks like a miniature version of Chicago or Philly, with an impressive skyline for only having 50,000 residents. Harrisburg features fine dining, good and diverse bars, casual restaurants, three hookah bars, and a beautiful river walk.
City Island, Harrisburg's Navy Pier, is the "Playground for the Whole Family" while the cities host of museums and festivals will keep a visitor of any taste busy.
The biggest little metropolis in the US.
Mayor of an up-and-coming town, somewhere outside of Central PA: "Welcome to our fair city. We are currently growing and improving, so many people have referred to us as another Harrisburg, PA."
by Jay Matthews December 10, 2006
Get the Harrisburg, PA mug.The classic Harrisburg look: walking briskly down the sidewalk shirtless, with your dirty t-shirt tossed over the shoulder, ripping a cig, and talking on the phone
by Wallegator June 26, 2018
Get the harrisburg illinois mug.A town south of Jonesboro where everyone’s a little crazy, but somehow we all get along. A million times better than that Shit hole of Cross County.
by Wowizertimestwo March 26, 2019
Get the Harrisburg, Ar mug.A city bunch of wanna bes pretending like we're some kind of bad ass city. Our city is small, all the streets are confusing and go in a circle, yet white people always lock their car doors as soon as they hit the city. Maybe because they know that they are going to end up going in circles and some "thugs" may see them twice and try to rob them, or maybe its because they think that's something to do in every city. The "thugs" of the area would get their cute asses kicked by thugs of a REAL city. The only thing "big" about the city is the area surronding it.
"Thug": "Yo, let's go get some pussy in da burg(Harrisburg, PA)!"
Random "Passer-by: You are retarded."
Random "Passer-by: You are retarded."
by chrispykrem December 15, 2010
Get the Harrisburg, PA mug.A school where you do fuck all and still manage to pass because the school has a reputation of perfect students and the "100 percent graduation rate" that the principal will do whatever it takes to maintain even if it means wiping the whole semester of a student so they can turn their F- to a C-. Or she'll just kick out the student out. There's no in between. Don't even get me started on the food, the fucking food. You take one bite and it's over for your colon. It's like a backwards vomit into a cataclysmic exorcism in the bathroom. Some teachers are cool, shout out to Mr. Del minus one for that lack of a wife and shout out to Mr. Steps RIP to a real one.
Oh Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus! My gender fluid hamster went to that school, I heard it was great!
Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus has many of the brightest kids in their school!
Don't you have to take a test to get into Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus? Yeah but we're short on kids so we just put them in.
Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus has many of the brightest kids in their school!
Don't you have to take a test to get into Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus? Yeah but we're short on kids so we just put them in.
by John Harris Ram December 7, 2018
Get the Harrisburg High School: Scitech Campus mug.The act of insterting an empty paper towel role, cardboard tube, etc. into ones anus, preferably male, and then placing a hampster into the tube. The hampster will then precede to crall into his anal cavity. this is extremely gay yet enjoyable. this actually happened to the newschannel 34 guy
john: did u hear what the newschannel 34 guy did?
pete: no
john: he did a harrisburg hampster tube
pete: wow what a fag..but i bet it felt good
pete: no
john: he did a harrisburg hampster tube
pete: wow what a fag..but i bet it felt good
by a white racist-dom f July 29, 2011
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